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Josh Crawford <jtlcrawford>

"How fast do you have to be going to outride stupidity?"

	Jack Bauer	1012 días hace
	Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction. When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death. When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer. The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was. Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them." Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back. Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..." When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
	escrito por Josh Crawford

2 comentarios:

	Sparky . ha dicho…	hace 1012 días
	very funny dude have u cn the one bout chuck noris?? lol stuff
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	Ryan ha dicho…	hace 1009 días
	that's fucking brililant, i'm sure there's more tho!!
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