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Martin G <MarGuilfoyle>

	lol jus for u leah!!	1251 días hace
	BLONDS!!! blonde jokes a blonde goes to the barbers. The barber asks her to take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she falls asleep in the chair. The barber can't cut her hair correctly with the earphones on, so he removes them, and after 30 seconds she drops dead. Startled by what’s happened, he picks up the earphones to listen what it was and they said: "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..." 2.A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on, She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?" "ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one" As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?" 3.A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..." 4.A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken." 5.Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69's a mouthfull. 6.What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? Trying to hold on to a thought 7.Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'. 8.There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They were all sitting in a hair salon talking about their daughters. The brunette says, "I was lookin throuh my daughter's purse and I found a pack of cigarettes! Do you believe that my daughter smokes!! So then the redhead says, "Oh my gosh, I was looking through my daughter's purse and i found alcohol! Do you believe she's been drinking!! So then the blond says "I was looking through my daughter's purse and I found a condom! Do you believe my daughter has a penis?!" 9. What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water? blonde trying to burn it down 10.A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! Im WINNING!" 11.One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle of a tiger. When her husband comes home from work, he finds his wife still staring at the pieces, unable to put any of them together. The blonde looks to her husband confused and says, "Honey, I''ve been working on this puzzle all day and I can''t put any piece together!" Her husband then replies, "Let's put the Frosted Flakes back in the box first." 12.A blonde sat at the bar when the bartender's son swaggers in. When he tells his father of his promotion and raise, the bartender calls for everyone's attention and announces that all drinks are on the house. When the blonde heard this, she ran outside and brought back a ladder
	escrito por Martin G

8 comentarios:

	Leah Doherty ha dicho…	hace 1251 días
	haha!!loves it!!!
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	Ciara ha dicho…	hace 1245 días
	the 2nd one's the best!
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	Ciara Hughes ha dicho…	hace 1234 días
	i am highly offended! lol xxx
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	Richie Quinn ha dicho…	hace 1222 días
	lol its true.....so true!!!!
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	Stephen Fagan-Try and stop me now- ha dicho…	hace 1193 días
	how funny honestly lololol
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	Shane McDonagh ha dicho…	hace 1189 días
	one would assume i agree, yes? NO i dont! i much prefer assuming the form of a bulldozer in the moonlight and pasteing crude messages on billboards such as "fingerlickin good" and "creme de la piazza del savage". if you ask me i would not be able to reply. why do you have no sister? apple i would say. forteen men are equal the rest are insanely difficult to evaluate... this is why i eat, i sleep. i see no reason to commit myself to a lifetime. ???????or if i did then how come i am to be a-writing. did anyone notice tha moon yesterday? i didnt. i just saw the sky then(poof) it was ... still a sky. so, marty, i ask you this: did you ever contemplate or imagine even that someone would write such a long dreary comment on your blog and if you did, why do you continue to read it? the first bit was garbage, and the end will be garbage infact life is ... a lot like a box of chocolate flavoured peanuts. you never know what ur gonna get, unless you look at the cover of the box! peace!
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	Shane McDonagh ha dicho…	hace 1189 días
	just kidding lol the blogs funny ( i was bored)
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	Andy ha dicho…	hace 1014 días
	arent u blond now?????
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