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Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: 100 usally more

Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form.
Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when
treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum,
and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to
absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good
catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most
powerful income-reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!

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Element Name: MAN

Symbol: XY

Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 80

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature
but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and
sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due
to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct
electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any
chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with
itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD
(Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged periods of time.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly a good methane source.
Good samples are able to produce large quantities
on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly
decomposes and begins to smell.

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