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Jumbo Vampire Cherry Pie277 giorni fa
 
Danish pastry by day, Jumbo Vampire Cherry Pie by night...

One night in a quiet peaceful town bakery, Count Fuckyermaw, the local vampire, attacks the store baker. The baker stabs Count Fuckyermaw with a spatula and his blood spills into a Danish pastry mixing bowl.

The next day the baker opens shop and the pastry is gone! No one knows what happened to the pastry, but some say, when the sun goes down, the vampire pastry emerges from its coff-tin, seeking the blood of the fat people who eat its pastry relatives. In the form of a jumbo vampire cherry pie, its irresistable to the fat people of the world, who prey on its kind.

Now the tables have turned....

Story by
General Fiery Top and Major Accident Prone
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