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James Koay <MyLoveIsMyAffliction>

	Written by kids!!! What they think of relationship	791 días hace
	> >> > >> *HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY* > >> > >> (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same > >> stuff. Like, if you like > >> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and > >> she should keep the > >> chips and dip coming. > >> > >> - Alan, age 10 > >> > >> (2) No person really decides before they grow up who > >> they're going to marry. > >> God decides it all way before, and you get to find > >> out later who you're > >> stuck with. > >> > >> - Kristen, age 10 > >> > >> > >> > >> *WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?* > >> > >> (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know > >> the person FOREVER by > >> then. > >> > >> - Camille, age 10 > >> > >> (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be > >> a fool to get married. > >> > >> - Freddie, age 6 *(very wise for his age)* > >> > >> > >> > >> *HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?* > >> > >> (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they > >> seem to be yelling at > >> the same kids. > >> > >> - Derrick, age 8 > >> > >> > >> > >> *WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?* > >> > >> (1) Both don't want any more kids. > >> > >> - Lori, age 8 > >> > >> > >> > >> *WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?* > >> > >> (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use > >> them to get to know > >> each other. Even boys have something to say if you > >> listen long enough. > >> > >> - Lynnette, age 8 (*isn't she a treasure*) > >> > >> (2) On the first date, they just tell each other > >> lies and that usually > >> > >> gets them interested enough to go for a second date. > >> > >> - Martin, age 10 (*Who said boys don't have > >> brains)* > >> > >> > >> > >> *WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING > >> SOUR?* > >> > >> (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would > >> call all the > >> > >> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all > >> the dead columns. > >> > >> -Craig, age 9 > >> > >> > >> > >> *WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?* > >> > >> (1) When they're rich. > >> > >> - Pam, age 7 *(I could not have said it better > >> myself)* > >> > >> (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I > >> wouldn't want to mess with > >> that. > >> > >> - Curt, age 7 *(Good Point)* > >> > >> (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, > >> then you should > >> > >> marry them and have kids with them. It's the right > >> thing to do. > >> > >> - Howard, age 8 (*Who made that rule?)* > >> > >> > >> > >> *IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?* > >> > >> (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you > >> one thing. I'm > >> > >> never going to have s@x with my wife. I don't want > >> to be all grossed > >> > >> out. > >> > >> - Theodore, age 8 (*Too much detail for his age)* > >> > >> (2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for > >> boys. Boys need > >> > >> someone to clean up after them. > >> > >> - Anita, age 9 *(bless you child)* > >> > >> > >> > >> *HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T > >> GET MARRIED?* > >> > >> (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, > >> wouldn't there? > >> > >> - Kelvin, age 8 > >> > >> > >> > >> And the #1 Favourite is........ > >> > >> > >> > >> *HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?* > >> > >> (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if > >> she looks like a > >> > >> truck. > >> > >> - Ricky, age 10 *(The boy already understands)*
	escrito por James Koay

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	Sunny Baudelaire ha dicho…	hace 659 días
	ROFL that is precious i might even steal it n_n ♥
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