Jordan Coller <JORDAN_H8S>

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good times268 weeks ago
 
adam
right we ws spooning nd we ended u hugging our feet
me- dude are u hugging my feet?
adam- yes.. :L
me - were sianese twins!
(was much funnier at the party)
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(on msn to jorden (L) with adam next to me
me -i wanna glass of cock
adam - :L
me - wat? :L
adam - u wanna glass of wat?
me - OH!....shet
*pulls out dilldo into glass*
(iv got the pic of it xD)

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*goes on meatspin.com*
me- ewww anal
adam - that looks like a cock edited onto a womans body, the cock is too pale to b real, and he has a bikkini line
me - shall we see how man sppins we can go through
adam - ok :L :L
me - *opens new tab*
* 30 mins l8er...*
adam - omg i cant get it out of my head!!!
me - *sings "you spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby, right round right round" physcoticly*
*luke (dragonwank) loggs in*
*me and luck deathmetal growl and scream into mic then put the meatspin song on mic*
luke - OMG I HAV BEEN TRYIG TO GET THAT OUT MY HEAD FOR AGES!"!!, ARE YOU STILL ON THAT?
me and adam - yes were on 3000 spins xD and were officialy gay xD
luke - *pharts into mic* :L :L

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joel
joel- i got an idea we shoodnt dink or eat for a week then shit so its al raw and steamy and bloody
:L :L
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joel - wat we shood do is shit in a jar and leave it in the jr for 20 seconds then put it in a fridge and it will remain as a 20 second year old shit :L
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*joel puts dog in microwave* :L

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*joel walks round all of swansea with pants down*
*stops by a public bus*
"oh a 20 p on the floor"
*bends down to get it*
*ass crack spreads*
*little girl gets sick on the buss*
:L :L
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3 Comments:

Lucy Jaydee said...7/10/08
 
he didnt seriously walk around with his arse showin did he???
and pleez tell me it was a toy dog!!!
soz, tht wee random girl agen, lmao!
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Jordan Coller said...7/11/08
 
he did

ask him :L
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Jordan Coller said...7/11/08
 
joel webber

hes on my top 8 lol
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