Bari <FreeLapDance>

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Friendship poem369 weeks ago
 
Hey everyone ok i heard this today and thought it was funny so i've decided to put it up!!

This is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
Against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I'll make fun of you every chance I can.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
Much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever CRAP you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. "Why?" you may ask, because
You are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will
Help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

 posted by Bari 

1 Comment:

Alana Smith said...8/21/06
 
erm... Barry... i may call you to help me move a dead body... tis ok... it'll be fun... *creepy grin*
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