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Darren <S_N_0_0_P>

"SASHA 29TH AUGUST MINISTRY OF SOUND LONDON !!!!"

	quotes	248 weeks ago
	Anchorman: I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance!!! It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time For just one night let?s not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming. I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. "Mm, I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!" "How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm? Maybe don't wear a bra next time. "I know what you're asking yourself. And the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. But I aslo nicknamed my testis. My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang." "I'm all about having fun. You know, get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off." You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I want to be friends with it." "I'm very important, uh, I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I-- I'm friends with Merlin Olson, too. He comes over on occasion." "I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you.
	posted by Darren