Daniel Simpson <dansimpson32>

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Some more chat up lines for science geeks. Prepare to be swept off your feet.689 giorni fa
 
I need a seed for my pseudo-random number generator- could I have your phone number?

Your universe or mine?

You're so sweet I am developing insulin resistance.

What's a nice girl like you doing in a superposition like this?

As a quantum physicist, the moment I observed you I determined that we were heading to your place or mine.

Of all the bars, on all the planet where conditions support intelligent, bipedal, carbon-based life forms...

I've got some francium back at my place

How can I know a hundred digits of pi, but not the 11 digits of your phone number?

Looking at you, creationists may have a point after all.

(I will never be using the last one though. Well I may avoid all of them.)
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