Daniel Simpson <dansimpson32>

Escribir un comentario

Scientific Chat-up lines: Probably not coming to a pub near you703 días hace
 
1. Would there be any resistance if I asked to take you ohm?

2. I love the way you smell so different from my dad.

3. Would kissing you increase global warming and damage the Arctic irreversibly, or is it just enough to break the ice?

4. I've had my ion you.

5. Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turnin' me on.

6. I don't wish to brag, but in several parallel universes I invented the internet, warned the world about global warming, ran for president and won the Nobel peace prize.

7. Hello, I've just taken part in the clinical trial of a new drug to help memory loss; could you tell me, do I come here often?

8. You are definitely the woman of my REM phase.

9. Er... hello... um... er. Oh look! Our shoes have similar spectral characteristics.

10. Meiosis?

 escrito por Daniel Simpson 

Escribir un comentario