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Daniel Simpson <dansimpson32>

	The 90's	942 dni temu
	I must have been unconscious for a fair proportion of the 90's decade as I can't remember alot of these. In fairness I am the wrong gender for alot of them. U KNOW YOU'RE A 90s KID IF... YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR" I never actually learned the whole rap, but unfortunately did watch the programme. Jeffrey the butler and Carlton the goofy cousin were funny to watch but I always thought Will Smith was a bit of a nob YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL. YOU USED TO LOVE PLAYING WITH YOUR "PUPPY IN MY POCKETS" Theres that gender bias. I remember wearing baggies which are now only seen on hippies and folk singers. The male equivalent of the puppy in my pocket was matchbox cars I think. Well, that was the male alternative for MacDonalds happy meals. YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV. YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD. YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS" Goosebumps was brilliant! Curiously, not scary enough to raise a hair, let alone induce goosebumps. I remember the older teenagers read a similar series by the same author R.L Stine but can't remember the name of them. Point Scream or something like that. I never heard my siblings crying with fear when reading them either YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL. YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS What? YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S Did anyone still care about the welfare of their electronic pet after the first two days? Pretty sure my one died of hunger, with a pile of its own faeces by its side YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. NOT. YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE. YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS. No, hated Pokemon. YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS. YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY! YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES. YIKES PENCILS WERE THE SHIZZ!-WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM? Never heard of them, and please would everyone please refrain from referring to things as 'the shizz'. YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS They are not very good. The continental europeans seem to lack skill in biscuit manufacturing YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES. YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART. And sadly, this may actually be true. Must try and see how much I remember on a night out "TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID. YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED. YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD. YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS. Not just an object of the 90's. The technology for keeping your holiday money safe has now been developed further. Bumbags are now available in an odd skin type colour (Not even close to the colour of any real persons skin, probably the same colour as the embalmed cadavers I saw in anatomy classes) which can be worn under clothes and fool any potential thieves that may be lurking around your person. YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE Those go karts looked brilliant. And the opportunity to touch Pat Sharpe's mullet YOU COLLECTED TAZOS. 2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS. Nothing to be proud of. GIRL POWER! Get oot ma face
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