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Emily Duignan <MakeWafflesNotWar>

	Quotes!	1025 Tage her
	Catriona (looking at a photo of Dayna with a waxwork of Picasso): Oh, is that your grandad Dayna? Tom to Kerry fans at Meath vs Kerry: Yeah well you can't even talk and your best player's a ginge!!! Katy (loudly, in the middle of a crowded street): I wonder if cows ever get raped. Dayna: Ah I'm sure they do. It'd be fairly easy to just hop on. Katy: I wonder would it really be easy to rape a cow though? Me: You do realise that everyone can hear every word you're saying and it does NOT sound normal... Katy: I wonder do cows mind being raped though, or do they just think ah sure you might as well? Me: Oh for the love of God! I'm not with these people!!! Dayna: I always said Emily was too smart for her brains! Katy: This lipbalm tastes like your lips, Dayna. Eh wait no, I don't know what Dayna's lips taste like... Ellen D: Old is only an age!. Katy: Did I tell you a crow tried to come in my bedroom window last night? It was crazy! You could make a film out of that. You could call it 'When a Crow Calls!' Me (talking about the Leaving Cert English paper): Did you hear the jews will have to be locked up for the day so they can't see the paper? Eimear: Are you serious? It's like the Holocaust all over again! Ms Murphy: Ok, could everyone just stop barking for a minute please! Ellen D: I'm as jealous as a bee in a hive! Me (reading from a penguin bar): What do penguins sing on your birthday? Katy: Happy birthday to penguin! Me: Nope. Katy: Flappy birthday! Me: Nope. Katy: Hit the deck! Dayna: What has that got to do with penguins or birthdays?! Katy: Think about it, if you don't find out I've stolen from you then have I really stolen from you? Katy: All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him gay... Me: What? They didn't call him gay! Katy: Are you sure? Katy: I once woke up and thought I was blind but I wasn't, the lights were just off. Katy: Right well I better jiggly wan! Me (discussing Bronagh's rape attempt): It's horrible, I don't think the memories will ever fade! Dayna: Well, maybe when you're old and have Alzheimer's. Me: Oh great, Alzheimer's is all I have to look forward to in my life! Teacher: Did you see that thing on the news about the pirates? *A few mins later* Teacher: Oh did you hear a shop was robbed on this road last week? Dayna (sounding appalled): By pirates?! Me: It's so cold! I can't feel my legs! Niamh: Don't say that too loudly or Bronagh will want to do it for you... Katy: I decided to roll over and have another few wink eyes. Niamh: Guess what I forgot? It starts with a 'hardback' and ends with a... That didn't work, did it? Mollie: He's actually quite muscly. Well... He has thin, lean muscles. Skin, some might call it. Katy: You know what they say: early to bed, early to rise, that'll get you your supper suprise! Me: No one actually says that, do they? Katy: Nope... *In Fermanagh* Aoife: Why do the cars have R plates here? Ellie: Maybe that's what they have for L plates. Aoife: But 'learner' doesn't begin with r, even in Northern Ireland... Katy: Ah look at her, as happy as two pigs in a pod! Katy: *attempts to choke Dayna* Oh sorry... I just thought I was Harry Potter for a second there. Dayna: Harry Potter doesn't choke people!!! Katy: He does, you know the one where he eats people cause he thinks they're snakes? Dayna: NO!!!! Ellie: I was doing my homework for 4 hours straight last night! Except for when I had to take a break because there was no shampoo. Mollie: It was Ellen! She nipped in like a ghost in the night, with a man on her back! Ellen: Noooo! This can only end in Chinese tears! Tom: What would you prefer, to be choked to death or get 15 euro? Dayna: I'm so sure, I'm like the ocean sure! I'm like the deoderant sure! I'm like sure for men because I hear that's better! Lurgan quotes Boom boom boom boom! Tá tú ag taisteál uaim i mo sheomra! Codladh sNámh!!! Me: Why was he wearing a sparkly ring? That's a bit gay. Katy: No no, he wasn't wearing a sparkly ring. He took it out of his purse. Shauna: An bhfuil tú ocht a chlog? Katy: Eh... Ceard? Shauna: I mean an bhfuil tú ocht déag? Clíodhna (in the rain): Tá sé ag cur fola! __________________________ Shane (playing charades, trying to act out 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air): *mimes ringing a bell* Katy: Horseriding! 'The Prince of Horseriding'! Dayna: What? That's a bell! Katy: Oh right. 'The Bell of the Ball'! Me: She really doesn't understand the concept of this game, does she? Dayna (playing charades): *tries to mime 'Hey Jude'* Katy: What is that?! 'Eats the carpet and gets up waving every 5 seconds'? What kind of song is that?! Dayna's many weird and wonderful Oxegen outbursts! Eimear: I'm camping next year, but I'll bring my mace spray! Dayna: Did you just say you're bringing your lace skirt? Me: Yes, because that would really keep the rapists at bay... Eimear: They want to see Counting Crows. Dayna: They want to take my clothes?! Eimear: It's very creased, isn't it? Dayna: Who's a priest? Dayna: His feet! Oh god, he's wearing no feet!! ________________________ Katy: I was the giant in my school play one time! Eimear: Was that in playschool when they still thought you might grow? Eimear: Get a bit of Dutch Luck into you there! My mam: I don't know why they say that. Dutch people must be very brave. Me: Or they're all alcoholics... Katy: Don't turn your phone on until the doors of the plane open. Many a person has been killed doing that! Me: What? How?! Katy: Because the pressure in the plane can't handle phones being on. Me: That makes no sense. Katy: Yeah well I'm delirious from lack of air! Spanish girl: What time you have dinner in Ireland? Me: Usually around 5 or 6. Spanish girl: What time you sleep? Katy: No no, we don't sleep. Spanish girl: *looks extremely confused* *reading Lonely Hearts ads* Katy: Why do all these dudes say they want extremely large women? It's pretty nasty... Rachael G: It's probably because they have really big - *enter Mr McCormack* Rachael: Eh... Really big... Eh... Me: FEET! Really big feet! Ms Maguire: I think we have a blimp in the system here! Eimear: Does she mean 'blip', or has the student council somehow acquired a blimp recently? Me (to Niamh): Cathal O'Searcaigh really freaks me out. I can't believe he's still on our course, he's so creepy and horrible! Ellie: Awh look, he's in your locker! Me: What?! Niamh: She means Twinky, not Cathal O'Searcaigh... Me: Can I use your calculator, Ellie? Niamh: Did you just ask her for a cat dictionary?! Caitriona: I was watching Robin Hood the other day, he's quite hot for a cartoon fox! Dayna: He's a fox? Me: Yeah, it's the Disney version. Dayna: It's Disney? God I don't think I know that one... 'Robert Bud'? What's that about? *Discussing the drinking age in Spain (through msn!)* Ellie: Yeah it's quite loony! Me: I can't believe I didn't know that, I've been there every year since I was 121 Me: Eh... I meant 12... Mr Keogh (to Ellie): Is that your natural hair colour? Ellie: Yup! Mr Keogh: Thought so. Ellen: Did he just say 'that's hot'?! Ellie: Well there's a mast out the back, so we've good reception here, so it's all good. Apart from the radiation. But it's been there since I was in primary school and nothing's happened... shut up Niamh! Niamh: It's like she can read my mind... Deaf Ellie strikes again... Me: So I'll text you and tell you what time we're going at. Ellie: What are you saying about Chinese people? Mr Keogh: They have a lot of poultry farming - you know, chickens, hens... mushrooms... Me: Wow! It's like crowd surfing! Except there's spears involved... Ellie: She was in Roscommon. She passed my house! Me: You have a house in Roscommon? Ellie: Well, it was on her way to Roscommon. Me: You have a house outside Roscommon? Ellie: Well, sort of... She passed through Kells... Dayna: Why have we come to a standstead? Me: I think you mean a standstill. Dayna: No, the expression is 'come to a standstead'! Me: No it isn't. Dayna: Yes it is! Like Standstead airport, as in 'this is where the planes come to a standstead'! Me: I'm pretty sure you just invented that... Chinese waitress lady: Who's wanting the chicken fried rice? Eimear: That's me. Chinese waitress lady: That comes with a plate. Eimear: Eh... Ok thanks... Eimear: What's it called when a load of people do it together? Dayna and Kate (in a serious fashion): Orgy. Eimear: I meant simultaneous, but ok... Mr Feeley: If you think I'm small, this guy was a lot smaller than me. And trust me, to a man size is everything... Jordan: This is like a sleepover! Eimear: Except no one sleeps and everyone gets hit in the face... *awwwing at a really cute little dude* Eimear: Awh look at his little shoes! Me: Awh look at his little socks! Jordan: Awh look at his little willy! Everyone: No Jordan... No... Mr Feeley: I'm always having to sweep up parts of the female body in here... Eimear: I can only mock in multiples of three. For example, 2. Me: Omg that guy is so small! Have you seen it?! He's tiny! That's amazing!!! Eimear: Well, he is sitting down... Me: Oh... Scrap all that then... Ellie being deaf again... Niamh: What's that? Me: It's a bag. Ellie: It's a bat house?! *doing syballius (music technology) on the computer* Eimear: Ooh I actually love this now, it's great! ... Argh what are you doing?! I'm gonna fuck you and your mother you gay ass bastard!!! One of the many, many examples of Ellie's deafness... Ellen: When are the lads getting back? Ellie: Who died?! *buying popcorn from a machine that had a picture of a little guy eating popcorn on it* Katy: Ah look at that potato eating the popcorn, innit nice! Dayna: That's not a potato, it's a popcorn! Katy: Why would a popcorn be eating another popcorn?! He'd be a cannibal! Dayna: No he wouldn't! It's like chickens. Chickens eat eggs cause they're not gonna be chickens. Katy: No they don't! That's like eating your baby's shit! Dayna: No... It isn't... Ellie: It was a sort of dark bright pink colour. Me: What? That makes no sense! a short time later... Ellie: ...and we had a big mini bitch about it! Me: What is with you and contradicting yourself?! Ellie: Leave me alone! I'm always all-knowing, sometimes! Some background info is needed for this one - everyone was talking about what way you pronounce certain words, such as yoghurt, scone, donkey etc... Ellen: Pacific or specific? Eimear: They're two different words Ellen! Me: It was cool cause you could get the 411 on what was goin' down in the hood! Everyone: The what?! Quiz question: What kitchen item is also the word for a male ferret? Katy: It's a spatula! I'm telling you, it's a spatula!! Ellen: Here, you can cry on my shoulder. Me: I don't want to... Ellen: Cry on my shoulder damnit!!!! Katy: Ahhh! I thought your foot was a dog! Rachael G: You know when you get so hungry that you just start eating your body parts? Me and Katy: Eh... No... Rachael: Ah you'll know all about it when you look down and half your arm is missing... Dayna: Do they have chronicles in all the meaths? Dayna: See, you moved house in my head and when you moved you forgot to bring some basic facts with you, and that's why I can never remember that you're vegetarian. Does that make sense? Me: The really scary part is that it does... Dayna: I thought that if I lifted one foot and then the other that I'd be doing something amazing, but then I realised that's just walking... Katy: Peel my orange for me. But don't stick your nails in it! No nails!!! Me: We know!!!!!!! I mean I know... I'm not schizophrenic... Honestly... Ellie: iPods, yoghurts, they're all the same! Me: yes... because I often listen to music in my yoghurt... Ellie: they are the same because there's apple iPods and apple yoghurts as well! ... Well there could be apple yoghurts!! Shush! Joyce: But then after a while my snowman started getting smaller, I don't know why... Ellie: for a second I thought those hockey sticks were cowboy hats... Ms Burke: Possessive pronouns! Do you not remember mon, ma, mes? Dayna: Yeah, it means my mammy. Mon mamé! Mr Hurley: Girls, all you need to remember is fractions are like bikinis. Everyone: Uhm... What? Mr Hurley: You take the top first and the bottom second. Everyone: Oh my god!!!!!! Me to Katy (reading stage directions): He takes out a knife? Bloody hell that's a bit much, you shouldn't really be bringing knives around... Eimear: Katy's bringing a knife around?! What?! Ellie: We should liven up the church by doing a miami wave! Me: A what? Ellie: You know, a miami wave! *demonstrates* Me: Don't you mean a mexican wave?! Ellie showing her sporting brilliance: What are those fence things over there? Me: They're called goals Ellie... Ellie: I was named after my mother. Oh wait actually I'm not sure... Me: Do you not know your mother's name? Ellie: Yes, it's Nuala. Katy: nobody eat my hamburger! Me (sarcastically): oh yeah, I really want it. Dayna: me too. Me: that joke doesn't exactly have the same effect when you say it. Dayna: joke? what joke? why is it a joke? I just want the burger. Me: I'm a vegetarian Dayna. Dayna: Oh yeah so you are! Good one! My mother (giving my brother a quiz): What do people in England wear in their buttonholes at this time of year? My little brother: Jackets. Katy: I froze like a banana in't fridge! Ellie: I'm only blonde on the inside!! Little Johnny was taking the mick - Mr Feeley Mr Burke: If Jesus was a carpenter, where would God work? Amy C: Woodies. Katy: You are such a freak! Me: I don't think you can call anyone a freak while you're eating spagetti sandwiches with a spoon... Katy (when we were lost in a forest while orienteering): A pond!!! Yaaaay!!! Let's drink!!! Me: That is a puddle you idiot... Niamh: That bears no resemblance to my name! Except for the fact that it's part of it... Ellie: I feel so violated by the bog!! Me: Fine! I'm just going to sit here and play with my skull! Niamh: A really good way to stay alive is to not die. Joyce teaching me and Katy our geography: Well, the main thing you should remember is that earthquakes are always bad... Dayna cheering along with everyone for the DJ: what are we cheering for? Eimear: The DJ. Dayna: What?!?! Ah fuck off!! Eimear getting slightly carried away giving out about drunk people: Yeah that's right, you come on in here and dance by yourselves you little freaks because we're not gonna let your friends in and we're gonna shoot you one by one!!!! Me and Ellie cheating in P.E. - Me: ok that's 10! Ellie: 20! Me: 50! Ellie: 500! Me: 6! Ellie: Uhm... no... Katy: It's true!! It's as true as I'm stood here!!! Me: You're sitting down... Me at Yamo, referring to a band: They're great! Rebecka: They have grapes?! Me: Noooo! I said they're great! Rebecka: What? They ARE grapes?! *music stops and it goes all quiet* Me (shouting): I SAID THEY'RE GREAT, NOT GRAPES! Me: Niamh, I think we can be fairly sure that the old woman is female... Me and Ellie trying to get into other people's minds so we can find them - Me: Where are you? Me and Ellie: Because wherever you are, that's where I am!!! Oh no wait, we're just in each other's mindsets!!! Eimear: That cat has walked the plank! Me: Uhm... Ok... Katy why are you telling me to slow down when two minutes ago you were shouting at me to hurry up? Eimear: It's because she's a cat! She's a cat!!! Me: Oh my god this is crazy! Katy: I'll blame you if I get the earballs blasted off me in here! Aoife (in the playground): Ah look at that little girl, wouldn't it be awful if she fell? Emma: That's pretty funny because I was just thinking how hilarious it would be if she fell... Katy at the bud rising gig: Oooh I smell Christmas! Mollie (very seriously): Mr Harten owns Hartens?! Are you serious?! That's so weird... Me: Ah I remember my 15th birthday like it was yesterday! *goes off into a haze of nostalgia* Chris: *gets bored and makes up his own version of what I'm saying* So the cops knew you killed him all along? Me: Yeah that's what he said, but then I said 'no I don't want icing on my birthday cake', and he said... Wait!! Are you listening to me?! Chris: Uhm... yeah... you were talking about cake! Mollie: Would you say 'mate' or 'friend'? Ellen: Friend. Mate sounds gimpy. Me: I think mate sounds really English. Ellen: That's what I said - gimpy!! Karen: where are you going on your dream holiday? Niamh: Havana. Karen: I thought you were going to Cuba? Me while watching Katy in the sack race: God, Katy's not half bad in the sack is she? Katy: What if he's in denial? Eimear: Tell him to get out of Egypt. I'd love to have an ogre baby... There's no such thing as ogres is there? - Katy You appal me. I am appalled by you! - Alannah OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! - Laura CRUCIFY HIM!!!...or not. - Karen I was MORTIFIED! - Laura Use your head. Don't be headless. - Ms Maguire Ms Campbell: Do you know the song greensleeves? *sings greensleeves* Niamh Clery: Oooh that sounds like greensleeves! There's always a boy on my penis - Rachael Garvey (well sorta!!!) Does that say to you "I'm a lepras"? oh wait, what is it called? a zebra. - katy Ah, it brings a smile to your eye! - me Smelly CPR man Eamonn: How far do you press down on the chest when you're doing CPR? Amy Connolly: Until their chest clicks. Oh wait, is that just the dummy that does that? Helen: What do you want for your confirmation? Mollie: Money!! Oh wait... Ehm... I mean a bible... *shifty eyes* I was working as a sexetary - Amy Murtagh Well, im sure they'll have their lockers in their pockets - Ms McGrath Ahhhh, Rachael Moan smells so honest - Katy Paris quotes and catchphrases! This isn't really a quote but the feckin manchester accent! It's so bloody contagious!! I said pardon me for being so rude, it were not me it were my food... etc Shave me!! Do you have your exit buddy?! (just for the people I was in Disneyland with, and you have to do it in that particular voice!) The most marvellous song in the world: oh champs elysees oh champs elysees je suis maman je m'appelle eimear merci oh champs elysees!! je suis maman/je suis papa/je suis merde - katys attempts at speaking french father paddy/father podgie/father pat/sister margarita - not many people will get that, but to those who do: wasnt father paddys funeral sermon LOVELY?! and he has such a nice headstone. pity about father pats drunkeness, but the poor man cant help it... If anyone else has any funny quotes from anytime, doesn't have to be TY, leave a comment and I'll add them on
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23 Kommentare:

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	Laura Whelan hat gesagt...	1025 Tage her
	im proud of myself...i managed to gt 2 quotes on der....hehe xxx
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	Sian Feeney hat gesagt...	1006 Tage her
	oh dat amy cockonme one was the best!!!!o, it brings a tear to my mouth..............(with luaghter of course)...........!!!!<3xxxxx ive gt no gud 1s, im very depressed......................and im over it!!luv yas!!!!
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	Laura Whelan hat gesagt...	1005 Tage her
	wen did i say my 3rd one???? xxx
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	Emily Duignan hat gesagt...	1005 Tage her
	last wednesday, approximately 4pm, standing in new look!
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	Sian Feeney hat gesagt...	976 Tage her
	hey wat bout laura whelan!!!: "God Sian, ure black" wit two black pps standin in tha lift behind her??lol!!! best 1!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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	Emily Duignan hat gesagt...	976 Tage her
	yeah i have so many paris quotes to add on i think im gonna make a whole paris section!
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	Karen Keville hat gesagt...	971 Tage her
	niamh tellin alannah dat she wud hav ta get her 2gether wit luke.....Naimh in her head...dars sumting rong wit dat o yea he iz my boyfriend!!!!! xxxxxxxxx
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	Emily Duignan hat gesagt...	971 Tage her
	oh yeah, that was amusing there has to be more paris quotes than that, but ive forgotten them already!
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	Dayna Is Ainm Dom hat gesagt...	826 Tage her
	ahh the one bout katy smellin christmas!!
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	Niamh G hat gesagt...	813 Tage her
	And while you were in each other's minds you also managed to get into the minds of the people you were looking for. Now that's skill.
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	Niamh G hat gesagt...	811 Tage her
	I seem to be getting more stupid..........
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	Emily Duignan hat gesagt...	811 Tage her
	So do I... have you seen my newest one?
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	Emily Duignan hat gesagt...	803 Tage her
	I don't remember that...
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	Niamh G hat gesagt...	795 Tage her
	father paddy/father podgie/father pat/sister margarita Legendary.
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	Niamh G hat gesagt...	793 Tage her
	The elephant thing was in study skills. Ellie today: "Use words, not head!!!"
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	Niamh G hat gesagt...	773 Tage her
	Sian: "These almonds taste like marzipan!" Ellie: "I'm only blonde on the inside!"
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	Eeweedellewinks hat gesagt...	734 Tage her
	oh sally that quote today bout you sneezin and coughin and then i went "i could've sworn that was me!!" xxxxx
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	Eeweedellewinks hat gesagt...	732 Tage her
	I'm sorry Sally but i have another. . . . . . Me: Lets liven up the church and do a miami wave! You: Do a what? Me: A miami wave You: don't ya mean a mexican wave???
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	Dayna Is Ainm Dom hat gesagt...	705 Tage her
	Wow i have three quotes up there now! Except they all make me look stupid........that can't be good..... I always forget you'r a damn veggie burger!!!!
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	Eeweedellewinks hat gesagt...	671 Tage her
	Sally(you)-"These don't feel like my trousers" and there was one bout engagin ur core but i can't remember..something we said when we got back to the school
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