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Hugh Finnegan <hughfinnegan>

"It's all in the reflexes"

	Shooting Stars Memorable questions!	328 days ago
	True or False: Bill Cosby was the world's first black man. (False, it was actually Sidney Poitier) Macaulay Culkin is a child, but can you name an adult? (This was not as easy as it seemed, as the only acceptable answer was Tom Petty) True or false - Cupboard doors open outwards. (This proved to be true as Vic asked the question from "the perspective of a trapped cat") True or false - A Bounty bar is the exact same size and weight as a human thumb? (The answer was true, as demonstrated by Vic) Helmut, Braun, Tankard, Rifle? (The correct answer was Parsnip, Belltoupe, Carnival, Nectarine) True or false - William Shatner's real name is Bill Schitz? (it turned out to be false) True or False: Paul Daniels' head is wider than it is tall. (This was proven to be true due to measurements from a composite sketch) True or False: Inside every cat there is trapped a rabbit, and when a cat says "miaow", it is actually the rabbit saying "get me out". True or False: Jeremy irons? (sic) (false; but there is not a given answer.) Who's a cheeky boy then? (Sid Owen simply answers 'Me.' Robbie Williams gave the same answer to 'Who's a pretty boy then?' and was also marked right.) Who would win in a fight between a steel octo-bear and some sort of strange man fungus? Name a type of bee that produces milk. (The correct answer was 'boobies') A dog has three puppies, but what was the name of the mother? (This trick question recurred in many formats - the name of the mother is 'What' (see Who's On First?). These sections usually end with a bemused Vic asking Bob 'heh heh...well...what was it?' True or False: Snakes are used as belts by some Hindus. True or False: Shoes from Dundee can be moved by the power of the mind. (This was proven true, as demonstrated with guest Clare Grogan's shoe) Name a junction on the M6 (The guest star almost always got the answer wrong). True or False: In Judo there is a move where in which the recipient of the blow reaches instant orgasm, leaving them wide open to attack. True or false: Can Michael Barrymore swim? How old is Joan Collins? (Russell Grant failed to get the correct answer, leading Mortimer to say "His powers are weak!") "Love me for a reason and let that reason be..." (It was answered "love", as the correct title of the Osmonds song. However, Bob replies "No, my 27 and a half inch penis") The Lady in Red is about; a) Chris de Burgh's recently murdered wife b) Chris de Burgh's recently un-murdered wife c) A granary loaf or d) A & E (Correct answer was b) Chris De Burgh's recently un-murdered wife) Who is the latest game show host to say "Come on down, The Price Is Right"? (It was answered with Bruce Forsyth, but Vic Reeves replied with "No. It was me... just now.". In reality, Forsyth never actually said the catchphrase in the show, though he was the latest host) Name a sheep dog True or False: Pavarotti has two stomachs; one for food and one for drink. Who is TV's most famous doctor ?( the answers in the question ) The answer is Doctor Who. to which Vic Reeves repeatedly asks Bob "Doctor Who ?" True or false: Jeremy Clarkson? to which Ulrika replies by moving her hands in a circular motion, which Bob finds correct. True or False: Daddies tomato ketchup is better than Heinz? (This was proved to be true via a taste-test)
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	Adam Firmin said...	328 days ago
	True or False: The elephant man was once a handsome sword swallower until he pulled a funny face and the wind changed? Can't remmeber what the answer was to this but it made me laugh a lot!!
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