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Mark Walsh <Mark_W_5>

"Don't you know who I think I am?"

	Quotes	1363 dagen geleden
	Ok didnt know what to do for a blog so decided to write all my fave TV quotes! My own work... (Family Guy) Peter- "Wait I got an idea! An idea so smart my brain would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about" (Family Guy)-Quagmire-"I felt guilty once but she woke up half way through" (Simpsons)-Homer-"When I was young my dad would park me in fornt of the TV for hours, and I turned out TV" (Simpsons)-Wiggum-"Bake 'em away, Toys" (Simpsons)-Homer-"You could change your name to Homer Junior. The kids could call you hoju.." (Simpsons)-Homer-"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" (Simpsons)-Homer(while drunk)-"So I said, I don't have your money ya big boloney! You make me wanna RECH!" (Family Guy)-Lois-"Peter you're such a child" Peter-"Well, if I'm a child do you know what that makes you Lois....A paedophile..... And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna stand here and take this from a pervert!” (Simpsons)-Jimbo Jones-"You kissed a girl....that is so gay!" (Simpsons)-Ralph-"My cats breath smells like catfood" (Simpsons)-Wiggum-"Hey my asthma's gone, listen to me breath...WHEEAAAAGGHH!" (Simpsons)-Australian-"You call that a knife? This is a knife" Bart-"Thats not a knife, thats a spoon" Australian-"I see you've played knifey-spoony before" (Simpsons)-Homer-"But I don't even believe in Jebus!....Save meeee Jeeeebus!!!!!" (Simpsons)-Homer(while stuck in a tar-pit)-"I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First, I'll just reach in and pull my legs out. Now I'll pull my arms out with my face." (Scrubs)-J.D-(Thinks to himself)"Oh my god, its his ex-wife, the tension is unbelievable...say something....ANYTHING!" (shouts out)-"BANANA HAMMOCK!!" (Simpsons)-Homer-"I never apologise, I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am" (Simpsons)-Grandpa-"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star." (Simpsons)-(During auditions to be Mr.Burns) Random Guy-"Excellent" Bumblebee Man-"Excellente!" Homer-"Exactly" (Simpsons)-Homer-"You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! Cos when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo...that was your best friends face!! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!" (Simpsons)-Homer-"You're right Moe, you're always Moe" (Simpsons)-Homer(sees the Gym)-"Gime? What the hell's a Gime?" (walks inside.) " Ooohh, a Gime!" (Family Guy)-Peter (Has a choice between a boat and a 'Mystery Box') "Lois, a boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we've been wanting one of those!" (Scrubs)-Dr.Kelso (after JD asked for a story from back in the day) "Well....back in 1968...I DON'T LIKE YOU!....The end" (Scrubs)-Ted(to Dr.Kelso)-"Now thats not fair, you know I have stress induced dyslexia Dr Oslek" (Scrubs)-Dr.Cox-"Well, you see its actually impossible to lie next to Jordan (his ex-wife)....as she merely hangs from the roof, wrapped in a cocoon, of her own wings.." (Scrubs)-Dr.Cox-"I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it." (later in episode)-"This moment is so great,I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one, and raise a family of little moments!” (Scrubs)-Janitor-(To JD)-You will not ruin my Christmas. Not Again. Not this year.” JD-“I’ve only worked here for three months!” (Family Guy)-Stewie-“Well I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch” (Family Guy)-Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?” (Family Guy)-Peter (at a museum as a child) “ Why did the dinosaurs die out?” Museum man-“Because you touch yourself at night” (Family Guy)-Peter-“Oh my god, Brian, there’s a message in my Alphebits. It says ‘Oooooo’..” Brian-“Peter, those are Cheerios” (Family Guy)-“Meg-I’m jus going to kill myself…I’m going upstairs to eat a big bowl of peanuts” (Lois and Peter stare in silence) Meg-“I’m allergic to Peanuts” (Lois and Peter still staring) Meg-“You don’t know anything about me!” (runs upstairs) Peter-“Who the hell was that guy?” (Family Guy)-Peter-“I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.” Guy-“OH MY GOD!” Peter-“Nah Nah, I’m just kiddin’….she’s dead” (Family Guy)-Peter-“Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is…it probably runs like you do…..very homosexually..” (Family Guy)- Lois-“You’re drunk again” Peter-“No, I’m just exhausted ‘cos I’ve been up all night drinking” (Family Guy)-(Peter needs to get $5000)-Quagmire-“You’re could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for fifty bucks a piece? Or,or…fifty REALLY fat chicks for a thousand bucks a piece?” (Peter stares at him) Quagmire-“What? Fat chicks need lovin’ too…….they just gotta pay for it” Ok that all I can get right now…comment anyway with any good ones I didn’t put in there.
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8 Commentaren:

	Eimear K zei…	1363 dagen geleden
	Ur Blog is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy? lol..x x x
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	Mary Roche zei…	1360 dagen geleden
	im a stalker... but on a brighter note ur blogs not gay its hilarious, lovin all the scrubs quotes!
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	Katie Gough zei…	1356 dagen geleden
	OK Mark are u focking happy now??? Im commenting ur bleedin blog! Its funny, u complete tool. Now leave me alone!! Haha that was really mean......leave me some comments biotch......make me feel "cool".
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	Dean zei…	1261 dagen geleden
	U must a spent fuckin hours workin on dat!
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	Hannibal Lecter zei…	1220 dagen geleden
	Family Guy - (Quagmire, after opening toilet door to discover a bound and gagged female teenager): Dear Diary; Jackpot! =]
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	Karl Browne zei…	1197 dagen geleden
	U dnt no me but tis gud shit!!!!!!Simpsons Homer-ill never eat chilli agen(opens fridge) oooo chilli!!!!
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	Pulse Master Podge zei…	958 dagen geleden
	(family guy)Mayor West: "these brave men have lost their lives at sea, the bible says an eye for an eye, so lets take our vengence on this murderous ocean(takes out knife and stabs the water) there, you wont be hurting anybody anymore
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	Meghan O'Doherty zei…	906 dagen geleden
	Love it!
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