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Connor Grady <Brucethewonderdog>

	Christmas	376 Tage her
	Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: maybe santa will get u one this year Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: I NEVER GOT MY FUCKIN MR FROSTY THO!!! Connor says: Connor says: santas dead Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: NNOOOOO Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: dildo. Connor says: i killed him Connor says: he told me everything. Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: so no mr frosty Connor says: about you, and him Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: ????? Connor says: and frosty! Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: NOW U WILL SEE ME CRY Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: what about me n frosty ???? WHO TOLD YOU! Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: IT WAS ONE TIME!!!! Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: and that 3sum with nicholos.... that was a mistake Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: DONT U DARE DRAW A DIAGRAM!!! Connor says: santa knew you and frosty changed the will, and planned to escape with the legacy. Santa came to me for help. After fooling santa into believing i was on his side, i proceeded to confront frosty about the whole thing. we had words, and i killed him. after hiding frostys body in a toilet, i went back to santa, and found him drunk and naked in his house, screaming your name. I shot him and left. After leaving santas, i went to the bank, and using a clever disguise, withdrew all of santas and frostys money. but the bankers grew suspicious. I had to kill them all. taking the finds, knowning i had little time before the authorities were on my tail, i lept into santas mini cooper, breaking the speed limit the whole way. I didn't care anymore. I knew what i had to do. Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: WTF Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: connor was going insane and checked into a mental health hostel.... he shyly bummed every giraffe man in the area... and dies of Giraffe aids. Connor says: When i arrived at the warehouse, the weather had dropped considerably, and was now a very christmassy blanket of snow covered the dark deeds that were about to take place. i stopped the car about a half mile from where i knew you'd be, hiding the money under the back seat. I took a small passage around the smallest outbuilding of the area, opened the door, and froze in shock... ... for in the room was a death bunny. I looked at it from its horrible, pink scaled feet, to its deformed head, flames spilling from the chasm that was the creatures mouth. I darted to the right, narrowly avoiding being cut into pieces by its giant bunny hands. Reeling round, i caught the bunny in the jaw with a roundhouse kick, and it was dazed. This gave me the opportunity to make my next move. Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: lmao Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: i miss bed time stories Connor says: Quickly, i grabbed the wrench from the table next to me, and used it to smash the pipe to my left. Steam spewed from the pipe, blinding the creature. As it stumbled around the room, i quietly moved to the door. I had bigger fish to fry. Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: Plaice? Connor says: The first thing i noticed was the advent calanders. Scattered on the floor in dissarray. Something told me i had the right plaice (lol). I slowly crept forward, my eyes darting from side to side, looking for any sign of attack. I opened the final door, exposing what looked like some sort of sex dungeon. I took a deep breath, and stepped inside. Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: u think im some sort of fat porn star that smells of sex? Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: i dont smell = [ Aimee Thorpedo #☆ says: i smell of cronflakes Connor says: Suddenly, a giant chain swung toward me, and i was nearly killed, but my ninja rolling skills were better than her karate trophies could ever be. she came at me from the shadows, and my lungs were suddenly filled with a distinct odour of cornflakes. We battled for hours on end, until we got tired. So we went to bed. Santas brother brought us presents. THE END But then, ODOLF HOTLER looked through the window, clenched his fist, and said "BOLLOCKS! its not over yet." To be Continued
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1 Kommentar:

	Aimee Merrt hat gesagt...	373 Tage her
	LMAO.... publish it! that was quite funny..... i am pribaledged to be involved ;D -_- x
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