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Hanz & Vern <Swasticow>

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	Vern has not written a new baseline since 1987. Hanz is only 80% tone deaf. Swasticow has had nearly 40 managers in the 20 years since they formed. Swasticow is the only band in the world to have an equel following from both gaypride, and angry skin head football supporters. Vern watches a "happy tape" to calm down. Hanz has the 2nd largest horse whip collection in Europe. David Hallelhoff wrote Cartuffle Shatsi, but Swasticow coverted it before the record was released. Celine Dion sued Swasticow for using her B track vocals in their track Mountain Love. Swasticow has recieved over 300 Einesteium records, 300 more than anyone else in the music industry. After discovering Physics and inventing Gravity, Swasticow also released the worlds first pencils. Swasticow do not play live music when they gig, since you cannot improve upon the perfection of a Studio Album. Swasticow has outsold Mozart's record sales. Hanz insists on walking in slow motion though airport arrivals. You will not be admitted to a Swasticow gig without a glowstick. Saudi Arabia has banned release of the Swasticow film 'Crusin the Bahn' even though it is still in pre-production. MasterAce records also represent the composer Genrikh Matusovich Vagner.
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