
Lisa Smith <89smith>
| Why Is Bebo So Addictive? | 5/23/07 | ||
1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realise you recognise someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable amount of time looking at their bebo. 2. After meeting someone your conversation somehow leads to - "So, are you on bebo?" 3. You do not call people anymore, you post comments and send messages through bebo. 4. When talking about one of your friends you just refer to them as "fionamc123" rather than their real name. 5. When you're out with friends and you take a good picture you exclaim loudly, "That's going on bebo!" 6. Conversations with friends tend to lead to, "Did you read that bulletin/comment/ or see that new picture 'u18kd2' left?" 7. You check your bebo as soon as you wake up, and right before you go to bed, including the 10 times you check it during the day. 8. You start off intending to check if you have new messages/comments but find AN HOUR LATER that you are still on and have no idea what you even accomplished during that time except stalk. 9. You find yourself laughing (sadly) and agreeing as you read these, and you know you're going to repost this for everyone else to see | |||
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| ROSE | 4/9/07 | ||
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| bill connelly- 13 things i hate | 2/27/07 | ||
| 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time......I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is "new and improved". Which is it? If it's new then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here? Knob head. 10. People who say things like "My eyes aren't what they used to be". So what did they used to be? Ears? Wellingon boots? 11. When you're eating something and someone asks "Is that nice?" No, it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate. 12. People who anounce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need. 13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the "Mc" before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser. | |||
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| Lisa michelle smith | 2/23/07 | ||
| L you are beautiful I Love is something you deeply believe in S You're loyal to those you love. A damn good kisser M Success comes easily to you. I Love is something you deeply believe in C You're wild and crazy H You never let people tell you what to do. E You have a nice ass. L You are beautiful L You are beautiful E You have a nice ass. S You're loyal to those you love. M Success comes easily to you. I Love is something you deeply believe in T damn sexy H You never let people tell you what to do. A- damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice ass. F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are beautiful M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- Fuckin Sexy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn sexy U- You are really chilled. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the butt very very hard... | |||
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| do this plz | 12/26/06 | ||
| 1. I ____ Lisa 2. Lisa is ____ 3. If i were alone in a room with Lisa, i would ____ 4. I think Lisa should ____ 5. Lisa needs ____ 6. I want to _____ Lisa 7. Someday Lisa will ____ 8. Without Lisa ____ 9. MY memories of Lisa are _____ 10. Lisa can be ____ 11. The worst thing about Lisa is ____ 12. The best thing about Lisa is ____ 13. I am ____ with Lisa 14. One thing i would like to know about Lisa is ____ 15. Lisa should go and ____ 16. Lisa ____ me 17. Lisa i have to tell you _____ 18. I _________ goin to put this on my blog | |||
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| i thot i saw a pussy cat. i did i did i did c a pussy cat | 8/15/06 | ||
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