Jessica Corcoran <XxJess59xX>

"Just think, you could be a big part of someone else's life and not know it."

Harry potter chat up lines1/4/10
 
Just like the whomping willow, i'll comply with a touch of my knob

You don't need to use the cruciatus curse to make me scream.

When you see my Viktor Krum you will Wronski Feint.

I dunno about Fluffy, but three heads sounds good.

I need to learn Occlumency cause I cant get you out of my head

Fancy a swish and maybe a flick?

Hey baby, i may be a Gryffindor, but something in my pants is a Slytherin.

You'll be walking like crookshanks when I'm finished with you.

I don?t need a map for marauding YOUR castle...I know where both the secret passageways are.

They call me the deatheater. I eat you out and you die of happiness.

They call me the summoning charm. Everyone comes under my spell.

Bet you're hungering for my horntail.

I've got a pretty good batch of polyjuice going, wanna taste?

You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

Could I get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets?

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work.

My name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.

I'm just like Oliver Wood baby... I'm a keeper.

I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?

Wanna learn to speak troll? I'll get you grunting in no time.

If you bend over, my hippogriff will be most pleased.

Me and Firenze have something in common. We're both hung like horses.

I'll see thestrals after tonight, cos it'll be like you died and went to heaven.

I'm gonna need some gillyweed cos I plan on going down in your Great Lake all night long.

Love, you can blast the end of my skrewt any day.

God knows what kind of bone I'd grow if YOU fed me some skele-gro.

I looked in the Mirror of Erised and saw you baby. Then I went to the Room of Requirement and it was full of tissues.

Baby I'm tighter than Gringott's security and I'd love to take you down and show you the vaults.

I'd take a bludger to get my hands on your golden snitch.

I'd love to alohamora those legs.

Let's go deep into your Forbidden Forest.

I wanna be your Dumblewhore.

Before me and my last girlf used to go up there, the Shrieking Shack was just called the Shack.

I'd tap that like the Whomping Willow.

Baby you must be a Grindylow cos you're makin me wet.

Grab your cloak, you've pulled.

Come with me to the Great Hall and I'll give you a good sorting.

I'd love to Slytherin you.

Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

I like it the way I like my butterbeer, warm and slippery.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

Accio all your clothes baby.

They call me Ollivander cos I've such good wand control.

Girl I wanna make you bounce like a chocolate frog.

Hey Hufflepuff, how about a huffleblow?

I may not be a Weasley but I do have ginger pubes, wanna see?

They call me Firewhiskey cos I'm so hot inside you.

Honey I wanna take you up your Diagon Alley.

You know before she met me, Moaning Myrtle was just called Myrtle.

You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really "Tri-Wizard," I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think
I'm about to get lucky.

Baby, hold my wand and say aguamenti.

Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

I've been stroking Mrs. Norris thinkin bout you.
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.4/8/09
 
How old do i look?
[] 12
[] 13
[] 14
[] 15
[] 16
[] 17

Do i have a nice body?
[] yes
[] no

Would you rather..
[] do me
or
[] date me

Would you rather be on top or bottom?
[] top
[] bottom

Do i have pretty eyes?
[] yes
[] no

Do you like my skin color?
[] yes
[] no

Would you be sad if i moved?
[] yes
[] no

Would you come visit me?
[] yes
[] no

Am i..
[] hott
[] beautiful
[] sexy
[] ugly
[] cute

Would you rather..
[] makeout
[] cuddle
[] fuck
[] go out

Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU?
[]yes
[]no
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Why its good to be a woman!!3/24/09
 

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological
disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear
end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our
privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them
naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will
look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems
15.We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence
because they aren't listening anyway.

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63 Annoying Questions Survey3/24/09
 


Song that always makes you sad : Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol
Last thing you bought : Shoes!!
Last person you argued with : Argue?? I dnt Argue wit people
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on : God no!!!
One of your nicknames as a kid : Jeckie
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd : Not that i can recall..
Favorite day of the week : Friday!!
Favorite Sundae topping : Strawberry Syrup
Did you take Piano lessons : Ya
Most frequent song played : Atm Gives you Hell
TV show you secretly enjoy : Gossip Girl
Would you rather play basketball or hockey : Hockey
Date someone older or younger : Older
One place you could travel right now : Austrailia or America
Do you use umbrellas : ...if its raining...
Do you know all the words to your national anthem : ammm ya
Favorite Cheese : emm d regular kind...
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance : emm my chemical romance
Blondes or Brunettes : BLONDES!!!!
Best job you ever had : Havent had an amazing one yet
Did you go to your high school prom : Nope..we dnt have prom here
Perfect time to wake up : 9.30-10.00am
Perfect time to go to bed : anytime
Do you use your queen right away in chess : Hell no!!!
Ever been in a car accident : Nope, Thank God
Closer to mom or dad...or neither : luv em both!! :)
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly : emmm...
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager : 17th century
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned : Its not fair to discriminate against the rest of your shoes!!!
Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood : emm i'm nt sure actually
Were you in track and field : Nope
Were you ever in a school talent show : I dnt think so, no
Have you ever written in a library book : Never!!
Allergic to : Nothing!
Favorite fruit : Kiwi
Have you watched sex and the city : I own all the box sets!!! (and the movie)
Baseball hat or toque : Baseball hat
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap : Shampoo
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste : Wet it
Pen or pencil : Pen
Have you ever gambled at a casino : No, not yet ;-)
Have you thrown up on a plane : Nope, neva
Have you thrown up in a car : Nope, neva
Have you thrown up at work : Nope, neva
Do you scream on roller coasters : Haha yup :)
Who was your first prom date : We dnt have prom in ireland!!!
Who was your first roommate : Havent had one
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time : .....cnt remember :p
What was your first job : Horse nd Jockey shop
What was your first car : :( Dnt have one!
When did you first go to a funeral : Em i duno, id say i woz pretty young
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown : Havent moved yet
Who was your first grade teacher : Again no first grade in ireland bu if its da same as first class...then i think it cud of been Mrs Wheelan
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time : Neva snuck out of my OWN house
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them : my first nextdoor neighbour and we've lost contact since
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent : havent moved out yet
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day : One of da girls
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman : Neva been one
What is the first thing you do in the morning : Brush my teeth
What was the first concert you attended : Will be oxygen dis year!!!
First tattoo or piercing : Ears pierced
Where did you go on your first airplane ride : Spain
First celebrity crush : Orlando Bloom

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Chinese3/24/09
 
Must Be Read Aloud)
here are some quick and easy translations...

thats not right ................... sum ting wong

see me ASAP ..................... kum hia nao

stupid man ...................... dum fuk

small horse ......................tai ni po ni

did you go to the beach? .............wai yu so tan

i bumped into a coffee table ............ ai bang mi fa kin ni

i think i need a face lift ................ chin tu fat

its very dark in here .................... wai so dim

i thought you were on a diet ................ wai yu mun ching

this is a tow away zone .................... no pah king

our meeting is scheduled for next week ........ wai yu kum nao

staying out of sight .......................... lei ying lo

hes cleaning his auto-mobile .................... wa shing ka

your body oder is offensive .....................yu stin ki pu

great ..................................
...... fa kin su pah
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