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Dean McCole <Deanothescot>

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	true true	11/28/07

	8 things girls should say to guys. 1. Im bored, lets shave my pussy. 2 .Are you sure youve had enough to drink ? 3. That fart was great, do another please. 4. Of course i swallow, i love it! 5. No thats ok. U drink your beer n watch porn, i'll do the washin up 6. Just 4 a change put it in my arse. 7. How about u get that girl from work 2 join in with us? 8. Marriage? No way! Sadly carlsberg don't do girlfriends. But if they did......

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	ha ha legend	11/27/07

	Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Virgin like ballon...one prick all gone. Man who walk though airport turnstile sideways is going to bangkok. Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day. He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs. No difference between man and mouse both end in pussy. Man who keeps feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants. Woman who wear wonderbra make mountains out of molehills. Man with hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change. It is good for girl to meet in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl. Man have more hair on chest than woman but on whole woman have more. Man who takes sleeping pill and laxative on the same night wake up in deep shit. Woman not part of furniture until screwed on bed. man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burnt out. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Pants not best thing on earth, but next best thing on earth. Man who bounce woma on bedspring, have offspring next spring. Boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with problem in hand. Girl shound not marry basketball player: he dribbles before he shoots. It is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy. Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs. Squirrel who runs up womans leg not find nuts. Woman who wear G-string high on crack. Man who marries woman with no bust has right to feel low down. It takes many nail to make a crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drops wacth in toilet bound to have crappy time. Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag. Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face. Man who takw lady on camping trip, have one in tent. Girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip. Man with tool in womans mouth may not necessarily be dentist. Passinote kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing fly. Man who farts in church sits in own pew. Man bobbing upin down in corn field is not planting grain. man who put iwck into wrong candle get burned. Marriage is like a game of poker. You start with full pair and end up with full house. if you want pretty nurse you got to be paient. Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. Girl who sit on brother-in-law's lap, make hard for sister. Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same is unsanitary. Squirrel sit on rock cracking nuts. Man lay on crack rocking nuts. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no peace at night. Before coming master fisherman, must be master baiter. Man with hole in both pockets not feel too cocky. Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth. Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news. Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make belive ballroom. Schoolboy who play with with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed. Cople on seven day honeymoon make whole week. Man who lose key to girls apartment not get new key. Man who put cock in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts. Man who run behind car is exhausted. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man put cream in tart not always baker. Man who scratchs ass should not bite his fingernails. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who jizz in cash come into money. Man's wife his better half his mistress his better whole. It take a lot of balls to make football team.

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	arsenal songs	11/9/07

	Good old Arsenal Good old Arsenal, we're proud to say that name. And while we sing this song, we'll win the game. Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys! Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys! Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys! And if you are a Tottenham Fan, surrender or you die, cause we all follow the Arsenal. One-nil to the Arsenal One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal! (repeat) We`ll win coz we`re Arsenal, We`ll win coz we`re Arsenal, We`ll win coz we`re Arsenal, We`ll win coz we`re Arsenal! (repeat) Que sera sera Que sera sera what ever will be will be we`re going to Wemberly que sera sera. 1993-version: Tell me ma me ma to put the champagne on ice. We`re going to Wembley twice tell me ma me ma "Anchor away" Go down the field again Just one more goal No other team can fight like the boys in Red and White Never let their Glory fade Long may they reign So let us all give out with Up the Gunners, Up the Gunners Goal Drink, Drink.... Drink, drink, wherever you may be, We are the drunk and disorderly, but we don't give a st, and we don't give a fk, Coz we came home with the Cup Winners' Cup!" Roll out the Arsenal Roll out the Arsenal Lets have a barrel of fun Roll out the Arsenal We've got them all on the run Just one more goal now Then how we all will cheer 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, The Gang's all here (Roll out the barrel) You are my Arsenal You are my Arsenal, My only Arsenal, You make me happy, When skies are grey, You'll never know just, How much I love you, So please don't take, My Arsenal...Away Na na na na na (ooh) Na na na na na (ooh ooh) na na na na na.......... (You are my sunshine) Gooner Chrimbo song Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Santa is an Arsenal fan And at Highbury today - oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh what fun it is to see the Arsenal win away Tiptoe through the NorthBank Tiptoe through the NorthBank with your razor and your shawed-off shotgun. Tiptoe through the NorthBank with MEEEEEE! Drink together in praise of the AFC Fulham can stay at the Cottage Southampton can stay at the Dell And as for Tottenham hotspur They can go to hell, to hell So we'll drink, drink together In praise of the AFC Drink, drink together In praise of the AFC (Eton Boating Song) We won the league on Merseyside (1989) We won the league! We won the league! We won the league on Merseyside! We won the league on the Mersey! We won the league on Merseyside! 1991 version We won the league! We won the league! We won the league on Monday Night! We won the league on the Monday! We won the league on Monday Night! (When the saints....) (when opposing team makes a big kick: HOOF!!! And its Arsenal Arsenal FC There by far the greatest team That the world has ever seen! WHEN THE SPURS START TO CRY WHEN THEY DONT QUALIFY BLAME LAsagne Hoos That Team They Call The Arsenal Hoos That Team We All Adore We're The Boiz In Red & White & We're Fkin Dinamite & Georgie Grahams Mother Is a Hoore Shes A Horee

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	english to chinese i laughed for hours	2/19/07

	learn chinese You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense... ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE 1) That?s not right.......... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk 5) Small horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?.............Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat 9) Its very dark in here........................... Wai So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King 12) Staying out of sight............................. ...Lei Ying Lo 13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka 14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu 15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah

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	class rhyme	2/17/07

	[><]we hate coca cola [><] [><]we hate england to[><] [><]were the tartan army[><] [><]and we drink irn-bru[><]

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	the flower of scotland	2/17/07

	ThE fLoWeR oF sCoLtANd O Flower of Scotland, When will we see Your like again, That fought and died for, Your wee bit Hill and Glen, And stood against him, Proud Edward's Army, And sent him homeward, To think again. The Hills are bare now, And Autumn leaves lie thick and still, O'er land that is lost now, Which those so dearly held, That stood against him, Proud Edward's Army, And sent him homeward, To think again. Those days are past now, And in the past they must remain, But we can still rise now, And be the nation again, That stood against him, Proud Edward's Army, And sent him homeward, To think again. O Flower of Scotland, When will we see your like again, That fought and died for, Your wee bit Hill a

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	scotland	2/17/07

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