Melmo <meldavies80>

anybody??3/25/08
 
Does any one know who this number belongs too..07709418869??
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do it for a laugh11/15/07
 
TAKE THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR 1ST NAME:
A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I moved
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I did anal with
H: I blew
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched
O: I turned off
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I gobbed on
S: I chucked up on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I fucked
Y: I did 69er with
Z: I glared at

:TAKE THE DAY WEN U WER BORN ON:
1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A dildo
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A pikey
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: A slut
14: My dad
15: An adult toy
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: My mums used tampon (on a heavy day)
19: A wig
20: A Flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharper
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo-roll
30: Some Y- fronts with skids
31: A fit model

:NOW TAKE THE 1ST LETTER OFF UR LAST NAME
A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I?m loved
D: And hated it
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get onto a game show
K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: To win a Ferrari
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a hob nob
S: To win X-factor
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For �100000
X: To skip school
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me


what did you do?leave a comment and let me know..
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chavs9/26/07
 

1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you
try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police

12. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs?
A liar.

13. What do you say to a Chav with a job?
Can I have fries with that?

14. What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand

15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4

16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.

17. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

18. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

19. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.

20. Two chavs jump off a building, who wins?
Society
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i bet you can read it9/26/07
 


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg . The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch sudty at Cmabgride Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can siltl raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt

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Rock On9/17/07
 
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