The Purple House <theREALpurplehouse>
|Tonight, the purple house is getting ready to PARTY!!!!!!!!|
|This Week In the Purple House||11/30/08|
|First thing first my apologies for taking so long to do this life has been crazy hectic recently. The purple house have taken to meeting on a weekly basis for some much needed bonding. Well much need hot chocolates. On our most recent journey to eddie rockets I got a brief update from the housemates but I honestly can't remember what they all said... I think I'm suffering from oreo induced amnesia... So a lot of this might be lies:|
Well as evidenced from below Aaron gone completely crazy... Aside from that he won a set of drums, then sold a set of drums, drank a hell of a lot of JD and to quote the man himself: "you'll have to mention burger king, it's been a big part of my life recently". He has been exploring his more artistic side and in response to his painting Mr. Lynch commented "it's very greay" but I think that might be the point.
Got her hair done and is no longer a blonde... need I say more? I shall get a picture posted
Has been gallavanting all over the country scamming students out of their parents hard earned cash and apparantly she has found her calling
Ran away to Dublin for a week and consumed an unhealthy amount of alcohol... is now busying herself with catching the man flu and avoiding the reality that is her textual criticism paper
So that's all for now, I'm thinking of taking a camera with me on thursday night... it's student night in captain americas... ?3 cocktails will be consumed and bills will not be discussed, feel free to join in
Love you all
|Aaron's Facial Hair||11/28/08|
|So i've been thinking alot about my facial hair recently burgers and i've come to see a pattern JD in my facial hair growth. I tend to shave it and then leave it go until people start mentioning burgers the word beard around me and then i shave it again (oh n half way through JD i shave my tash so that i don't look completely ridiculous, perish the thought. So the questoin is should I...|
(a) just shave every mornin
(b) find out how to do that burger designer stuble thing with a lawn mower or a beard trimmer
(c) just become a yeti
|This week the Purple House fell apart!!!|
1. Sewage EXPLOSION in the back garden!!!!!
2. The washing machine door fell off
3. The shower broke (AGAIN)
But now its all better again and the house is back to its wonderful self
|Michelle (re billy in band at 21st) "don't even go there ais he is way too intense"|
Valerie (re terrorism and airport restrictions) " those terrorists just didn't realise the impact of their actions, I mean they have taken all the fun out of packing for Rome"
|Ian and Ais||9/17/08|
|I would like to take this opportunity to extend the hot list for Chantelle's 21st, the following people have received nominations from the birthday girl|
11. Ian (who by the by does not hate me!!!)
12. Aisling (she is smokin hot)
I would like to offer my apologies for not including them in the previous list, now if there is anyone else who wants to complain about the compilation of the list
GET OVER IT YOU'RE JUST NOT THAT HOT!!!!
That is all
|The Following People Looked Super Hot:|
3. The band
4. Jo (in Aaron's shirt)
5. Aaron (in Steve's tie)
7. Val strutting across the dance-floor
8. Claire and her cleavage
9. Shane in his tux
10. Michelle (Rocking the "I don't care how I look" look)
If I have left anyone out rest assured you probably did look hot you just didn't make the top 10 and yes it is my list therefore I do make it into the top ten!!!
The Following People Did Not:
1. The DJ
Although he did play SClub7 which makes him a king among men.
So by 10.30pm the purple housemates plus crew were all present and accounted for and ready to party. Jameson in hand we danced the night away. The birthday girls were beautiful and had a fantastic night. The slide show was hilarious, proof that they don't take themselves too seriously. The food was for meat-eaters but they seemed to enjoy it, I made do with more whiskey. The cake was lovely and oh so very creative (and nicked from a picture on the internet). The band had us rocking out but failed to get chantelle and heather to sing a song *sigh* The speeches were short and sweet (just the way we like them) the kisses were long and wet (just the way we like them) The DJ kept us entertained with classics such as "time of my life" and "reach". All in all a fantastic night was had by everyone... except maybe the girl that ended in hospital with a broken wrist GET WELL SOON!!
The following things may have taken place:
1. Someone woke up on the bathroom floor of Dooley's and had to get the night porter to help them find a room to sleep in.
2. Someone forgot to wear a bra.
3. This same someone might have threatened a band member when he tried to take a crisp.
4. Someone may have disappeared into the night with a band member.
5. Someone forgot Henry!!!
6. Someone walked around the hotel lobby in stripey socks and someone elses smokin' hot red shoes (that was me)
7. Someone else walked around the hotel in her cleavage showing black halter neck dress and a pair of Vans
8. Some tongued Chantelle during the 21 kisses and it wasn't Mark or Ais
9. Someone didn't need to try and score because he was up half the previous night and most of the saturday doing the good thing so much that he had stomach cramps
10. Everyone had a ball
If I have missed anything please let me know
The following things did not take place:
3. General drink related messiness
Post-party life is pretty depressing particularly considering i don't have Rome to plan for *sigh* However, I would like to take this opportunity to thank both Chantelle and Heather for arranging such a fantastic night... you'll have to start planning your 30th soon and as much as I love you Chanto when it comes to your wedding I think I shall love you from a distance
Pictures will be posted just as soon as I rob them from someone...
Once again I love you all
|Aaron: "I only learned to spell psychology in 2nd year"|
Aaron will be conferred with a degree in applied psychology on friday.
|Last night was unbelievable however there were two key ingredients left out Chanto and Henry. Dancing in Ruby's was sooooo much fun and i'm pleased to say my new ridiculously expensive shoes are very comfortable.... we finally met Ails who is lovely and over french toast this morning sssshhhh!!! myself and Aaron decided that he needs a dirty ho all i can say to brilliant night... love you guys |
|Quote of the week||9/4/08|
|Well so far anyway|
Chantelle: I love brothels
Aaron: You have antlers???
ok so maybe you had to be there