Harris Mackenzie <VairyH>
|A clear and imminent threat regarding my butt crack hair||1/5/09|
To much to my dismay in attempting to be meterosexual, nice trimmed guy, today i have realized and have gotten despaired over shaving the hair between my butt cheeks.
to this day i firmly believed that hair of that persuasion had no function. Niet. in fact it's only seemingly function was to create dingle berries. I WAS WRONG. today i was farting like nobody's business like i do every single day. but today, all my attempts to pass wind secretly have failed EPICLY. without the cushion of the butt hair, the cheeks vibrate with each other creating a rupturing noise.
my days as an artful perpetrator of passing winds without people noticing them have gone to abyss.
Dear all, please learn from my mistake. especially if you are with your lover. I close my confession, with the hope that you'd adhere to my advise to a tee. Good day
|Today i was born yesterday in a sack of a picnic dinner table fresh from the apple tree on a plank of watermelons. Tomorrow i didnt do a whole lot but frogs suddenly got into my pockets.|
What is that?
And it all went away as the wind blew.
Sometimes its like RAWR and other times its like MOO, but sastifying enough to just say nay.
In the meantime, it was the orange juice that got my ass' attention.
It wasn't good enough to keep the grain from growing out of my nose. I now do a lot of sexyness to girlz and its awesome.