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sex5/18/09
 
? Who Would Be In Control?
? Would It Be Fast Or Slow?
? Would You Talk Dirty Down My Ear?
? Kisses? Little Or Alot Of Tounge?
? Would You Scream My Name?
? Would You Go Down On Me?
? Would You Give Me A Hikkie?
? Would You Let Me Give You A Hikkie?
? How Many Rounds Would We Go?
? Wat Would You Wanna Do After?
? Would You Take Ur Clothes Off Then Strip Me Slowly?
? Play Or Get Straight To The Point?
? Would You Do It Today?
? Would You Do It 2morrow?
? Ur yard or myn?
? Are You Gonna Put This On Your Bebo So I Can Answer Urs?
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kisses in the rain3/3/09
 
we stepped out of the car and into the streets
you can hear it softly, like the patter of little feet
its such a magical time like the sunset on the ocean
we're caught in a spell and we move in slow motion

i move in close, with my hands on his waist
i take it slow no rush, no haste
the rain slowly falls and the moon shines
he slides his arms around my neck, and says
"your mine"

the rain picks up and it soaks our hair
but our eyes are focused we have no cares
i whisper in his ear
" i love you my dear"

as the rain falls down i jus cant believe
that i need him to move
to think, to breathe,
i take a step back and i look in his eyes
he tells me he loves me and my heart jus flies

if you believe perfection simply isn't real
kiss your love in the rain and i promise you'll feel

many tings in this world can wash away pain
but none of them compare to a kiss in the rain


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this is wa a bf sld do!!12/11/08
 
When she walks away from you mad

[ Follow her ]

When she stare's at your mouth

[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hit's you

[ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she start's cursing at you

[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet

[ Ask her whats wrong ]

When she ignore's you

[ Give her your attention ]

When she pull's away

[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst

[ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying

[Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking

[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared

[ Protect her ]

When she lay's her head on your shoulder

[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steal's your favorite hat

[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she tease's you

[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time

[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she look's at you with doubt

[ Back yourself up ]

When she say's that she like's you

[ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grab's at your hands

[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bump's into you

[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tell's you a secret

[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes

[ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you

[ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart

[ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over

[ she still wants you to be hers ]

When she repost this bulletin

[ she wants you to read it ]

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

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plz do ths :P7/29/08
 
1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?
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answer me thhs 24/1/08
 

WOULD YOU...
Kiss Me?
Hug Me?
Fuck Me?
Let Me Sleep In Yur Bed?
Stand Up For Me?

CAN I ....
Kiss Yu?
Tickle Yu?
Marry Yu?
Sleep Wif Yu?

AM I...
Loveable?
Fuckable?
Nasty?
Kind?
A Good Friend?
Bf/Gf Material?
fit?
Ugly?

HAVE U ....
Kissed Me?
Saw Me?
Hung Out Wif Me?
Had A Dream Bout Me?
Got My Number?
Fuked Me?

ARE YOU ...
Gonna Ask Me Out?
gonna ask Me For My Number?
Put This On Yur Bebo?
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answer me this4/1/08
 
1) Give me your number?
[2) Have sex with me?
[3) Let me kiss you?
[4) Watch a movie with me?
[5) Let me take you out to dinner?
[6) Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
[7) Take a shower with me?
[8) Be my gf?
[9) Have a fling with me?
[10) Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
[11) Take me home for the night?
[12) Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[13) Sing car kareoke wi me?
[14) Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[15) Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot?
[16) Do you like my style?
[17) Do you think im funny?
[18) Do you care about me?
[19) Would you dance with me?
[20) Would you sing happy birthday to me?
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do it its funi3/20/08
 

TAKE DE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR 1ST NAME:
A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I moved
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I did anal with
H: I blew
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched
O: I turned off
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I gobbed on
S: I chucked up on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I fucked
Y: I did 69er with
Z: I glared at

:TAKE DE DAY WEN U WER BORN ON:
1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A dildo
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A pikey
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: A slut
14: My dad
15: An adult toy
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: My mums used tampon (on a heavy day)
19: A wig
20: A Flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharper
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo-roll
30: Some Y- fronts with skids
31: A fit model

:NOW TAKE DE 1ST LETTER OFF UR LAST NAME
A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I?m loved
D: And hated it
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get onto a game show
K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: To win a Ferrari
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a hob nob
S: To win X-factor
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For �100000
X: To skip school
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me


WAT DID YA DO?? WRITE A COMMENT N LET ME NO!!!!
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jus do it plz3/19/08
 
NAME:
AGE:
SEX:
LOCATION:
ARE WE CLOSE:
WOULD U KISS ME:
WOULD U SHAG ME:
HAVE U GOT A GF/BF:
WILL WE EVER GET TOGETHER(AGAIN/1ST TIME):
ARE YOU A VIRGIN:
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME DRUNK:
HAVE YOU EVER GOT ME DRUNK:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO TELL ME SOMETHING:
HAVE YOU EVER TOLD ME A BIG LIE:
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF ME AS GF/BF MATERIAL:
WOULD YOU EVER CHEAT ON ME:
WOULD YOU FORGIVE ME IF I CHEATED ON YOU:
WOULD YOU EVER LOVE ME:
WOULD YOU EVER HATE ME:
WHATS YOUR GOODBYE MESSAGE(and make it meaningfull)
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condoms3/19/08
 
Sainsbury CONDOMS - making life taste better ,
Tesco CONDOMS - every little helps,
Nike CONDOMS - Just do it,
Peugeot CONDOMS - The ride of your life,
KFC CONDONS - Finger Licking good,
Minstrels CONDOMS - melt in your mouth, not in your hand,
Safeway CONDOMS - Lightening the load Abbey National
CONDOMS - because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola CONDOMS - The real thing
Ever Ready CONDOMS - keep going and going
Pringles CONDOMS - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King CONDOMS - Home of the Whopper
Goodyear CONDOMS - "for a longer ride, go wide"
Muller light CONDOMS - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Flash CONDOMS - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
Halford CONDOMS - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail CONDOMS - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex CONDOMS - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault CONDOMS- size really does matter!
Domestos CONDOMS - gets rid


which one would you choose
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would you.....3/3/08
 
Would youuu ... 84 days ago

go out with me?.......
give me your number?.....
kiss me?......
let me kiss you?........
watch a movie with me.....
be my bf?.......
have a fling with me?.....
let me buy you a drink?.......
Would you let me sleep in your bed?....
re-post this for me to answer your questions?....
have a relationship with me?.......
Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?.....
Dance with me?.......
Spank that arse?......
Say yes if i asked you out?.......
Get wasted with me?.......
Hang out with me?........
Bring me around your friends?......

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