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Laemla <Laemla>

"Sweet Summer"

	Days In The Life Of Us	712 dni temu
	Laura H: Here We Are Standing Out Side Anne Summers This Cannot Be Good For Our Reputations! Laura H: Oh God Were Gonna Have To Look After This Thing...I Mean Animal...I Meant Kid! Laura O: She Said It Was Good For £5 Pounds Laura H: Well Just Cause She Works In A La Di Da Store Laura H: Oermission as in the midstake (Translation Permission Is A Mistake!) Laura H: Omg it’s The Itchy Bums!!! CINEMA!! "Dave, would you like a cookie?" " O To The E, To The O To The AA To The Ting To The Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang" "Oooh la la" "I Feel Like P Diddy In Fur" "I'm A Good Beeper" "Hey Save Some Horn For The Rest Of Us" "You Drive Like A Sleepy Old Bear" "Move Over Grandma" *After Sucking On Helium* (Deep Voice) ROCK STAAARRRR "You Can Sleep When You’re Dead" JACKASS!! "OMG My Hip Moved! I Think I Just Gave Birth!" "There’s Poop, Hair And More Poop" *Jhonny Knoxville Gets Kicked In Balls By Wee Man* Me And Emily Laugh *Jhonny Knoxville Gets His Own Back And Kicks Wee Man With His Ankle* Me And Emily Rolling On The Floor With Tears In Our Eyes! Talcum Powder Fart! Soooo Funny We Just Had To Record It THE AVERAGE DAY FOR THE WIERDOS! (Assembly) Laura H, Emily And Laura O: *Laugh Hysterically* Laura H: Yeah A Hooker Can Be A Position (Think Us Thoughts) (Mr Warren Talking About Tractors) Laura H: Yeah Up The Gas Pipe Lmao Laura O: What Would You Use For Protection? Laura H: A Plastic Bag? Laura O: Nah They Got Holes In It Hurm... Laura H: Aww You Can Imagine Little Baby Tractors Emily: Imagine A Tractor In Labour! Mr Warren: They Guy Was Soo Sad That He Couldn’t Buy A Tractor That He Got All His Magazines And Tiny Tractors *Emily, Laura H And Laura O Blank Out The Rest* (Think Us Thoughts) (Lunch) *Laura O Bites Ali's Left Hand* Laura O: Ewww He Tastes Bad Laura H: Can I Say Something That’s Really Gross And Your Gonna Hate Me For? Laura O: Oooo Dear Laura H: I Wonder Which Hand Ali @£$%^"*&%^$ With? *Everyone* EEEWWWWW Later Discovered That Laura Bite His Left Hand And She Freaks Lmao *Laura O Throws Away Pasta Box* Laura H: Noooooooo!!!!!! Laura O: Heeeee Laura H: I’m Not Gonna Forgive You Until You Get It Back! Ask Ali His Hands Are Already Dirty According To You. Look, Look! My Foot's Tapping Now!! Laura H (Very Randomly Whilst Chattering Teeth): La La La, La La La, La La La La, La La La, La La La, La La La La, La La La, La La La ,La La La Laura O: Hey Its The Artic Version Of The Mexican Song! (School) *St Trinnians Style* O M G Laura O: I Can Go Higher Too! Emily & Laura H Joint: Waaaa Please Dooonnntttt (Science) Laura O: I Need To Change My Name!? What To? Laura H: Falula *Laura O Writes On Laura H's Arm Tallulah* :S (Maths) Mrs Lewis: It's a comm denom (common denominator) Emily: OMG did she just say.. CONDOM?? Laura O: No Emily, no, she didn't (Games) *Playing Badminton* Laura O: *Tries to hit shuttle cock* I hate cocks *Silence on court* Laura H, Emily: Excuuuuse me?? (Biology With The Lauras) Mrs. Adams: What is the importance of sex? Laura O: *Raises hand* Reproduction Laura H: Ooh Yeah! Tell me, Laura - what were YOU thinking of exactly? Pencils with rubbers on the end - long, slim, and can rub out all mistakes! Laura O: Jake's annoying me; he keeps doing stuff to me behind my back. Laura H: He's just jealous 'cuz of your ribbon Laura O: *clamps hand on hair ribbon* Hmph! (Break) Laura H: Omg We're Blood Sisters!! (Sleepover) Laura O: I Know Lets Watch A Pizza & Eat A Film! Laura H & Emily: Oh God! *Laura H Puts On Chocolate Face Mask* Laura O: EAT IT EAT IT!! *Laura H Licks Finger*: BLAH IT’S NASTY! Emily: Is Laura O Snoring? Laura H: HeHe Yup! Laura H: Maybe We Should Roll Her Over? *Laura Snores Loudly!* Emily: Naaahhh *Laura H Sleeps On Couch* *Dad Walks In And Pokes Her* Laura H: Grunt, Ouch Dad DOESNT Realise There’s A Person There He Thinks It Just A Duvet So Pokes Some More *Laura H Raises Hand*: Helloooo Im Here!! Dad Sneakily Goes Off And Leaves Laura Confused And Sleepy! (Day After) *Laura H, Laura O & Emily Walk To Bus Stop* *Bus Drives By* Laura O: Should We Run? Emily: I Can’t Be Bothered Laura H: Yeah Nor Me Lets Just Get The Next One *Waiting At Bus Stop For 40 Minutes* Laura O: I’m Freezing My Butt Off Here!! Emily: Me Too Lets Go Laura H: Ooooo Ok Lets Go To The Shops *Buys Stuff, Start To Walk To Laura H's House* *Just About To Get Around The Corner* Laura H: You Know If That Bus Comes Around The Corner I’m Gonna Kick Myself Somehow! *Everyone Watches Corner And Low And Behold The Bus Comes!!* All: RRRUUUUNNNNNN!!! Once Again The Bus Is Missed & We All Kick Ourselves! (One Science Lesson) Miss Adams: Well Yes A Sexual Means The Sperm Goes Over The Eggs And The Animals Don’t Touch Someone: So It’s In The Water? Laura H Mouths: So We Could Get Pregnant In The Sea!?! Laura O: Hurrrmmm....Fish Babies! *Fan Comes On During Sex Talk* Laura H: Heeeyyy It Got Turned On! Lmao Miss Adams: Even Plants And Fungus Have Sex *Laura H & Laura O Imagine Humping Fungus!* (In Maths) Emily: Mmm! Smells like candy floss! Laura O: *Is confused* Cave moss?? (Science Chemistry) Laura O: Did you know that 666 stands for humans? Laura H: Yeah but if its 999 it stands for Australian People Lmao Laura H: If I ever find out in half cow... Laura O: Ha Ha Ha Moooo Laura H:...Then you can make fun of me lol Laura O: Well I'm 2% Bird! Look I have wings! Laura H: Well you could have wings *Laura O looks confused* Laura H: Think about it Females, Wings......P....A.....D.....S Lmao Laura O: *Bursts Out Laughing* Ooooooo (In Games; Badminton) *Laura O against Heather* *Laura O Hits shuttle cock and it whacks Heather in the eye* Laura O: *holds back laughter* Sam J: *laughs openly* Laura H and Emily: What happened? Laura O: I hit Heather with my cock....Ooh... (Grade C Maths Club) *Emily keeps licking the top of her pen* Laura O: Laura, Emily's licking her pen. Laura H: Maybe she thinks it's something else *LH&LO burst out laughing* Emily: It was cold!!!! (Lunch time) Emily: What were we talking about? I've forgotten Laura H: She's like a fish - short memory Laura O: Blub blub, I'm a fish! OHMIGOSH! I've forgotten how to breathe!!!! (Different Lunch Time) *Laura H licks Laura O* Laura H: Hey! Call me Licky! That's my new nickname! Laura O: Okay...so what's Emily's new nickname, then? Laura H: Cocoa? Laura O: Yeah! Licky, Cocoa and Jinxie. He he (Later that night, on MSN) Laura O: do ya like my name? do ya? do ya? he he Laura H: what’s it say?? Laura O: Jinxie Licky, Cocoa and Jinxie!!!! *giggles like a woodpecker* I'm a seahorse!!! Laura H: lmao Laura H: love it Laura H:: eewwww we need to change our names Laura H: eweewww Laura H: stoopid bad mind Laura O: huh? huh? Laura O: what? what? Laura O: tell me! tell me! Laura H: jinx Laura O: yes? Laura H: covered in chocolate (cocoa) Laura H: licky Laura H: like licky it off Laura O: Back to Moo, Boo and Jinxie? Laura H: Yeah, much better (Maths) Laura O: Emily, are you sure he's a guy? Emily: Yes, Laura. I'm sure he's a guy. Laura O: *raises eyebrow* Emily: Oh, no! I thought you meant by looking at him! Laura O: *raises other eyebrow and starts laughing* Emily: Oh, God. Someone shut me up before I dig myself deeper. (same lesson, few minutes after) Laura O: What you thinking about? Emily: ... Laura O: *snickers* Emily: I'm just not going to say anything... Laura O: *laughs even more* (Maths: Grade C Club) Mrs. Lewis: ...you could lose your sanity... Emily: *To LH* Too late for you, then. Mrs. Lewis: Blodwin! Laura H, Emily and Laura O: *snicker* *Laura O's phone rings (on vibrate)* Laura O: *looks up to ceiling, confused* Laura H and Emily: *giggle* (In ICT) Rhian: *To Laura H* Laura, what's the capital of Canada? Laura H: Uhm... Heather: Toronto Laura O: *To Laura H* Didn't you live in Toronto? Laura H: *embarrassed* *nods* *Mean while, Heather's apologising profusely*
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