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"A sitcom about dicks.... private dicks."

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A Message From Janine Drew75 dagen geleden
 

Fuck LOL alright, just fuck it. All my LOLin' is done likes. I'm LOL'lled out. RIP LOL. LOL has maxed the fuckin' card out. The fuckin' sun has set on LOLin' ya know what I mean, likes? LOL is up there in the sky with Jade Goody and Michael Jackson and that lad Jacinta's oul one likes, yer man who puts babies in corners or whatever the fuck it is, the dancin' lad. Anyways, what I'm tryin to say is that those fuckin' Pinkertons have marched into town and muscled in on my turf. And i ain't LOLing. My fuckin' turf likes! I was all prepared to let the Pinkertons come in, healthy competition and that shit like but them fuckers went and tried to steamroll us and ripped up me flyers and shoved em down Shane and Nicky's mouths. Them two are retarded but they're harmless like, like little alasatian pups. If Pinkerton benders don't think there's room in this town for 3 dick shops, then fuck them. I'll make sure there's only gonna be two left. Well one, cos V.P.I. are technically shut down likes, dopes. As business goes 'Last in the door, first out the door' At least that's what the manager said to Denise Ryan when he fired her from McDonalds but I dunno about that, I heard she was fired for givin wanks to the Latvian lad who did the Big Macs. One of the other grease monkeys squealed on her cos the Big Macs weren't coming on time. Not like the Latvian lad. Special sauce me hole. Slut. Fucked if I'm eatin that shit anymore. Supermacs all the way. 100% Irish bbz and don't you forget it likes.

So yeah, fuck them Pinkertons. Swanky pink bastards think they're gonna fuck with my agency? There's only one pink agency in this town! Apart from the local gay recruitment agency but no offence to them gays but them gays can go fuck themselves if they think they've got a monopoly on pink likes. The Janine Drew Agency has been offering a top class service for months now. Who found the stolen Debs money? We did. Who told Mrs. Curtin that her husband was ridin' Mrs. Feely behind her back? We did. And who has reduced Saturday morning glue sniffing by 74%? We fuckin' did. Fuck them Pinkertons benders. They'll be soz for what they've done. Yeah, that's right, the time for LOL is gone. All that's left is SOZ.

They want a war? They got one. And soz ain't gonna cut it.

laters bbz
Janine
(ragin' likes)

P.S. I'm not fuckin' ROFLin' either.

Vultures Episode 7 'The Long Goodbye' goes online this Sunday October 4th.
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I Believe In The Pinkertons93 dagen geleden
 

Do you believe in the Pinkertons?

We sincerely hope not.

The lousy Pinkertons have launched their newest campaign 'I Believe In The Pinkertons' at www.Pinkertons.ie

There you'll find a letter from their myterious leader Natalie Blaise. Or that woman as our gentlemen detectives know her.

Attack Of The Pinkertons goes online September 20th.
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The Janine Drew Agency Arrives139 dagen geleden
 

The first of our Episode 6 promotional material has just gone online to the cyber net. As if those Pinkerton thugs weren't enough competition for the gentlemen detectives of V.P.I., their erstwhile compadre Janine Drew has set up her own detective agency. It's called The Janine Drew Agency and she's running it with those two wayward rapscallions, Shane and Nicky Hardy. They're good for menial tasks. But that's about it.

Janine's also got her own bling clad website over at www.JanineDrewAgency.com. How are V.P.I. going to react to this affront? And will the Pinkertons have reservations about terrorising school agers? And can websites that aren't Bebo have a flashbox?

'Attack Of The Pinkertons' goes online in August.
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Episode 5: Now For Your Viewing Pleasure189 dagen geleden
 

Our latest audio visual case file has just been released onto www.VulturesPI.com. A ripping yarn indeed, it can be viewed on our Episode 5 page.

Entitled, ‘The Adventure of the Hidden Microfilm’, the new episode sees the gentlemen detectives of V.P.I. contacted by a mysterious fugitive on the run from the authorities. This fugitive is in possession of a secret microfilm belonging to the rival Pinkerton agency. Except he doesn’t know exactly where he put it. Although he suspects it might be inside him. And it could be a floppy disk or a USB key either. He’s really not sure. Can V.P.I. strike a blow to the Pinkertons before they’ve even opened? How do they get the microfilm from the fugitive? And really, who is this Natalie Blaise we keep hearing about?

An espionage chase thriller that will set your nerves tingling, this is not for the weak of heart and should only be watched with a strong brew of tea or whiskey. Or both mixed together.

Vultures can also be subscribed to on a charming little device called the iTunes.
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Episode 5 This Sunday194 dagen geleden
 

The most brand spanking newest episode of Vultures will go online this Sunday on www.VulturesPI.com.

‘The Adventure of the Hidden Microfilm’ sees the gentlemen detectives of V.P.I. contacted by a mysterious fugitive on the run from the authorities. This fugitive is in possession of a secret microfilm belonging to the rival Pinkerton agency. Except he doesn’t know exactly where he put it. Although he suspects it might be inside him. And it could be a floppy disk or a USB key either. He’s really not sure. From here the detectives are flung headlong into a comically frantic race against time as they struggle to retrieve the microfilm. Can they evade the Pinkertons? And who is this Natalie Blaise?

The regular cast return for this episode including Sean Hackett, John Morton and David Thompson as the titular detectives with Paul Young (Inspector Leeson), Ross Costigan (Jack Street), Suzanne O’Brien (Janine Drew), Gus McDonagh (Noah Hennessy), Liadain Kaminska (Isabelle Vultour) and Annette O’Shea (Jane Tennyson) all offering support. And as usual, there’s a few new faces making their debut appearances in this episode.

Please do peruse it on the website or subscribe to it on the iTunes.
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Jane Tennyson Character Promo202 dagen geleden
 

The character promo for Jane Tennyson has just gone online over at http://www.vulturespi.com/Episode_4.html

Played by Annette O'Shea, Jane is the twin sister of Niall Tennyson, but unlike him, she actually got to join the guards. But don't call her a Bangarda. Not if you want your limbs to remain ever so slightly intact. Jane is a bit of a tough cookie. Not to mention a very modern lady. Not exactly ideal for Dan McGrain, but who is he to resist?

For more on Jane Tennyson check out the Episode 4 page of www.VulturesPI.com
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Dopplehammer Audio Trailer205 dagen geleden
 

Dopplehammer is the film within Vultures ‘The Case Of The Poisoned Dates’ that Tennyson sees the trailer for on his ill fated cinema date. Now that Dopplehammer is again being featured in the forthcoming next episode ‘The Adventure Of The Hidden Microfilm’ we thought now is the time to release the full uncut audio trailer for what will surely be the greatest thing released on June 7th this year. As you can tell, we are all big Jason Statham fans.

Dopplehammer tells the story of milkman Mick Hammer who gets a ticking bomb stuck in his ass at the same time his evil twin clone shows up in town. Check it out here:

http://www.vulturespi.com/The_Office...
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'The Adventure Of The Hidden Microfilm' arrives on June 7th217 dagen geleden
 

The fifth installment of ongoing comic detective serial Vultures will go online on Sunday June 7th.

Entitled, ‘The Adventure of the Hidden Microfilm’, the new episode sees the gentlemen detectives of V.P.I. contacted by a mysterious fugitive on the run from the authorities. This fugitive is in possession of a secret microfilm belonging to the rival Pinkerton agency. Except he doesn’t know exactly where he put it. Although he suspects it might be inside him. And it could be a floppy disk or a USB key either. He’s really not sure. Can V.P.I. strike a blow to the Pinkertons before they’ve even opened? How do they get the microfilm from the fugitive? And really, who is this Natalie Blaise we keep hearing about?

All these questions and more will be answered and then asked again when ‘The Adventure Of The Hidden Microfilm’ goes online.

The trailer is online now and can be viewed at: http://www.vulturespi.com/Episode_5.html

Vultures is produced by local production company Mycrofilms and has been funded and supported by the Kilkenny County Council Arts Office since it commenced in December 2007. The series wrapped in March of this year and the final pair of climactic Vultures episodes will go online in August. For all information on the show, please visit www.VulturesPI.com
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Fred Bass Character Promo230 dagen geleden
 

The character profile for Fred Bass has just gone online at http://www.vulturespi.com/Pilot.html.

Played by Eddie Brennan, Fred Bass is a salty old sea dog with very little to say but when he does speak, it usually carries a lot of weight. There's a wisdom in catchphrases such as 'Keep it simple' and 'Savage' y'know?

So head on over to the Vultures pilot page to find out more about the rum swilling, fishmonger housemate of Niall Tennyson.
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Pat Cairo Character Promo233 dagen geleden
 

The character promo for the affable, guitar strumming Corkonian has just gone online on the Episode 4 section of the Vultures website.

Played by Paddy Dunne, Pat Cairo is possibly the nicest new boyfriend a girl could have. He also wears remarkably well knitted jumpers. All the more reason for Jim Vultour to hate him.

Find out more about Pat Cairo and look at his smiling face over at http://www.vulturespi.com/Episode_4.html.

And if it's more Pat Cairo you're looking for, then check out the Making Of Pat Cairo entry in the Developmental section of the website.
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