Lanre Koby Shonowo <K_O_B_Y>

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If hip-hop was high school.5/19/06
 
"If Hip Hop was High School..."

Lil Kim would be the school hoe.

J-Lo would be the school slut.

Master P would be the loser that nobody really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes but still on the basketball team.

P Diddy would be the annoying dork who couldn?t dance but thought he could and on Biggy's nuts.

Nas would be the dude normal popular kids couldn't figure out, but around his crew he was the shit.

Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.

Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.

Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.

R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.

Ciara would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance team.

Paul Wall would be the man dat every body looked for if they needed something, from grills to last nights home work.

Lil Jon would be the loud special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.

Ludacris would be the class clown.

Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone but the principal.

Outkast would be the two guys who wear their own unique style of clothing.

50 cent would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that.

Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug that gets beat up by 50 cent

Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up.

Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.

And Murphy Lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly.

Lil Bow Wow would be that skinny good looking guy who hangs out with his older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own. lil miller jahmai brother

Christina Millian would be the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talk to pretty boys.

Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.

Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is loved by girls and respected by dudes.

Usher would be the schools hottest guy but is secretly gay.

Juvenile would be the guy u hated listening to cuz of the way he talked.

Dem Franchize boys is the group that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance every time.

Wayne would be the guy who freestyles out of nowhere and his rhymes are tight.

Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that only likes black guys.

Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told on everybody.

Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on.

Mike Jones would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and giving out his phone number.

Mary J. Blige would be the sweet but thuggish black girl that loved to sing.

Remy Ma would be the girl who thinks she is fine but everyone else thinks shes ugly.

Snoop Dogg would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes in class.

Omarion would be the schools lady man and always winning talent shows.

Pretty Ricky would be the group of dudes that ran trains on alotta girls

Rihanna would be the foreign exchange student from the Caribbean that all the dudes hit on.

Sean Paul would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.

Flava Flav would be the school janitor with stank ass breath.

Missy would be the fat pretty girl who is still popular.

Trina would be the tough but fine girl who intimidates guys.

E-40 would be the guy that made up the coolest slang.

Tupac would be the guy that everyone loves and respects.

Camron would be the only guy with enuff balls to come in school wearing pink, and still be that nigga.

Lauryn Hill would be that girl with the voice and schools choir leader that all the guys wanted to make beautiful music with.

Jay-Z would be the ugly ass class president with the finest girl in school

Lloyd banks would be one of those smartass kids in the shadows

Tony Yayo would be one of those weird kids nobody liked but everybody tolerated because he rolled with the deepest crew

The Game would be a problem child, causing hell pulling pranks on the popular kids

G-Unit would be a geeky ass crew who thought they were cool

Common would b the dude who would "woos" the girls with his dope poetry
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Funny Shit4/4/06
 
>> > >>A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
>> > >>Unfortunately,
>> > >>he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9
>> > >>years
>> > >>old.
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
>> > >>They
>> > >>have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already
>> > >>asleep
>> > >>on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb to the topbunk.
>> > >>As you
>> > >>might expect things start to heat up.
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>The guy remembers dat his lil brother is sleeping below so he tells
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>Lettuce!!!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>Tomato!!!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>Lettuce!!!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>&a mp;g t;
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>Tomato!!!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>Lettuce!!!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>Tomato!!!
>> > >>
>> > >>&a mmphhh;
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>She screams.
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>Lettuce!!!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>Tomato!!!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>Whoa!!!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>PULL IT OUT!!!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant!
>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >>Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
>> > >>sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
>> > >>face!*!*!*!*!
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