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 | MANCHESTER UNITED HONOURS | 5/25/09 | |
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| FA PREMIER LEAGUE: 1909, 1990, 1948, 1994, 1963, 1996, 1977, 1999, 1983, 2004' 1985, 2007, 2008, 2009 FA CUP: 1909, 1990, 1948, 1994, 1963, 1996, 1977, 1999, 1983, 2004. 1985, FOOTBALL LEAGUE CUP: 1992, 2006, 2009 COMMUNITY SHIELD: 1908, 1983, 1911, 1990, 1952, 1993, 1956, 1994, 1957, 1996, 1965, 1997, 1967, 2003. 1977, UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: 1968, 1999, 2008, 2009 UEFA SUPER CUP: 1991. EUROPEAN CUP WINNERS' CUP: 1991. CLUB WORLD CUP 1999 2008 | |||
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| King of Queens | 6/9/08 | |
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Memorable Quotes Doug Heffernan: Friends just keep you away from TV. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Hasn't anyone said you look like someone? Doug Heffernan: Oh, you mean like every famous fat guy in every movie ever? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spence Olchin: Oh my God! My TiVo thinks I'm gay! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arthur Spooner: Why do we have to sit so close to the kitchen? Is it because we're black? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Doug and Deacon are locked in a refrigerated truck with penguins] Doug Heffernan: "Warning: Please retain key as refrigerated trucks are not equipped with interior door handles". Mother of ass! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deacon Palmer: Douglas S. Heffernan... whats your second name? Doug Heffernan: Steven. And yours? Deacon Palmer: George. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doug Heffernan: Son of a mother! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [repeated line] Doug Heffernan: Shutie! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doug Heffernan: My name might as well be Fatty McButterpants. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carrie Spooner Heffernan: What movie do you want to see? Kelly Palmer: Something brainless. What's that thriller where the Earth starts to lose its gravitational pull? Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Oh, yeah..."Floaters". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arthur Spooner: Darling, I need to borrow the iron. Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Dad, I told you. If you want a grilled cheese sandwich, I will make you one. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arthur Spooner: Why can't you be more like Rain Man? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doug Heffernan: Try and keep it together here, and know that I'm not mad at you - I'm mad at the situation. We're out of Cocoa Puffs. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doug Heffernan: All right, I'm glad you're all gathered here. Because you're about to hear the story of a driver, a swollen ankle, and get this, an iguana. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doug Heffernan: Hey! Guy hits on my woman, I'm gonna throw down. Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Really. How come you didn't do anything to that banker who asked me out to dinner last week? Doug Heffernan: Cause. He was almost my height. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Okay, Doug, you know what? This year I don't want a Christmas present. All I want is for you to stop acting like a big baby and grow up. Doug Heffernan: Nooooo. I gave that to you last year. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arthur Spooner: You know, we're quite a team. Like Jake and the Fatman. Needless to say, I'm Jake. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Dad, Doug and I were just thinking... Arthur Spooner: [to Doug] Well, I hope you didn't strain yourself. I kid out of love. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arthur Spooner: Ah, Paris. I haven't been back there since we liberated her in '44. The City Of Lights knew peace once more. I also got the clap, but that's a another story for another time. | |||
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| Handsome Man | 4/10/08 | |
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| Hello, did you miss me? I know I'm hard to resist Y'all can come and help me Pick the sweetcorn out of this It's hard to be humble when you're so fuckin' big Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig I'm going to milk it 'til it turns to cheese Tell your babes in arms and o.a.p.s come and take a piece of me If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't wanna exist It's nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hands 'Cause you just met the world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man Y'all know who I am I'm still the boy next door That's if you're Lord Lichfield and Roger Moore Have I gone up in the world Or has the world gone down on me I'm the one who put the Brit in celebrity Give in and love it, what's the point in hating me? You can't argue with popularity Well you could but you'd be wrong oh If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't need me I don't wanna exist You voted for me Now let me see a show of hands Here before you stands the world's most handsome man Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph (Though it's not for me) Grip and grin, shake and fake, name and shame, Then I'm out of here It's not very complicated I'm just young and overrated .. whoa .. Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't wanna exist It's nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hands Here before you stands Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't need me I don't wanna exist It's nice to meet you, now let me see a show of hands 'Cause you just met the world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man | |||
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