RAMUK69 FILMS <ramuk69films>

"FILMS FOR THE SICK AND TWISTED"

NO MORE RAMUK69 BEBO92 days ago
 
Hey you Guys

After a series of unfortunate events (letting curiosity get the better of me and ruining my life and breaking my heart some more) I am going to be deleting my myspace, bebo and facebook over the next few days. Yes I maybe shooting myself in the foot when it comes to advertising RAMUK69 Films but it’s a price I’m willing to pay for a bit of happiness.

It was fun while it lasted, well up until today anyway. As soon as the Monster March is over I will delete my accounts. Don’t try and change my mind, my true friends know that I’m a stubborn ass.

WWW.RAMUK69.COM will live on and so will my youtube and twitter accounts. If you should need to contact me you can email me at ram_uk69@hotmail.com.

Be good

Ryan Martin
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DVDS 1-9 AT WWW.RAMUK69.COM265 days ago
 
DVD 1
RACK The Movie*, 
I Wish I Was a Girl – Violent Delight
, I'm to Sexy - Right Said Fred/Holiday - Madonna, 
The Hand, 
The Magic Stick,
The Barnstaple Beast, 
High Flyers, 
Heartagram Tattoo.
Bonus Videos: 
Dirty Sanchez Live
, Mofo's, 
I'm a Silly C@*t!

DVD 2
Mike Himself's Ghost*
, The X-crement, 
Zombie Cake Eaters, 
Excuse Me, 
Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden
, Presents for the Poison Hearted - Cradle of Filth, 
Pete Vs The Stick, 
WCW Mike
, I Take Drugs - Murderdolls, 
It's Time to Party - Andrew WK, 
One Minute Silence,
 Old Skool S**t
How to Make a Cake.

DVD 3
Happy Halloween
, Breakdown
, Wangers & Mash Part 1
, Gum
, Jump Jump
, Bless You, 
Crazy Car Booty, 
Numa Numa Gimp, 
Dark Dark, 
Politics is for Gimps, 
Starwars Gimp, 
Remembrance Sunday 06, 
The Cage
40 Days and 40 Nights 0 - 41.

DVD 4
Colonel Blencowe's Last Parade*, 
Vinegar Tom*
, The Bag Man, 
The Alternative Crimbo Story
, Bloody Mary
, HIM Photos 2000-2006
, A Fatal Pee, 
20 Questions. 
Bonus Videos: 
Y-Fronts Man Trailer.

DVD 5
Heth & Jed Live, 
RAMUK69.COM Hat, 
Troma Tour, 
Big Keyboard, 
Balaclava Man
, Can you get Pregnant off a Toilet Seat?
, The Tree's Have Eye's
, Emergency - Paramore
, Hole 666
, Kiss Tribute
. Bonus Videos: 
Fone Jacker, 
XXX aka RACK 2.

DVD 666
Mike's Ghost Part 2 - 2 Years on*, 
Waiting for Godot*
, What the F**king?, 
Remembrance Sunday 07, 
College Class Scene 23, 
A Piece of Pamphlet
, Merry Shitmas
. Bonus Videos: 
The Release.

DVD 7
Man Bear Pig*, 
Dance Commander - Electric 6
, One Last Kiss
, 2 Dudes 1 Mug, 
Can 2 Dudes have a Baby?, 
Butt Munching, 
Living with the Dead
, The Exorcist, 
Aero Advert, 
Aero Advert (Gimp).

DVD 8
Dirty Nigel
, Army Cadet Force Sunday, 
Bideford Water Festival
, Kevin The Llama's Cousin, 
Nutty the Squirrel
, Devon Wildlife Trust Day, 
The Subways - This is the Club
, The Candyman, 
Thes Tesco Chainsaw Massacre, 
World Wide Fanny Farting Competition, 
Snakes in a Car, 
Instow Sand Boat
, RAMUK69.COM Advert.

DVD 9
Mike's Ghost 3*, 
Secret Kiss, 
Onionfield, 
Rob Skate's North Devon
, Copper Head (Grind-house trailer), 
W.W.F.P.P.C, 
Chocolate Finger, 
How to make a Zombie, 
RAMUK69 Films does Birdman 08, 
Zombie Trailer, 
Barnstaple Zombie Parade.
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WANTED! FEMALE TO STAR IN LOW BUDGET HORROR FILM.280 days ago
 
WANTED! FEMALE TO STAR IN LOW BUDGET HORROR FILM.

We are currently looking for a female to star in our next movie that meets the following criteria.

Aged between 18-25
Doesn’t mind to pretend to make out and get semi-naked in front of the camera
Doesn’t mind being covered in blood or guts
Is free Sunday, Mondays and most evenings
From Barnstaple area
Has seen our previous work
Can work for FREE!

If this is you then email me at ram_uk69@hotmail.com
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Get us on MTV!334 days ago
 
Hey you guys theres still time for you to vote to get our video Drive By aka Snakes in a Car on to MTV. All you have to do is visit

http://www.mtv-mybloodyvalentine.co.uk/

Click Gallery

Click the Age box and then Videos

Select Drive By and hit VOTE.

Please if you have yet to vote for us please do it now, it would be a great help. What would be a greater help is if you could copy and paste the below text into a new blog so all you friends get to vote to.

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I am friends with Ryan Martin from RAMUK69 Films and MTV has selected one of their RAMUK69 videos, Drive By (aka Snakes in a Car) into the final 5 videos of the My Bloody Valentine film comp. Please could you vote for their video so it can be shown on MTV. All you have to do is visit

http://www.mtv-mybloodyvalentine.co.uk/

Click Gallery

Click the Age box and then Videos

Select Drive By and hit VOTE.

Cheers
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Join the ZOMBIE Parade!485 days ago
 
Hey you guys! Do you want to take part in North Devon’s first ZOMBIE Walk? We need as many ZOMBIES (you) as possible to join the RAMUK69 Films crew to walk in this year’s town carnival on September 20th. If you would like to join in please email me at RAM_UK69@HOTMAIL.COM with ZOMBIES in the subject line before the 3rd of September because we need a body count before we send back the form to the carnival committee.

More information can be found at http://www.ramuk69.com/zombie.html

Check out how easy it is to become a ZOMBIE here> http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RvrEBq...

If you are in a local band and would be up for contributing one of your songs to a FREE to download album to coincide with the ZOMBIE walk please email me the mp3 along with the band name, song title and your website. Amongst Anger, The Miscreants, Snakebite Cyanide, The Tabloid Press, Tequila Rockin'Bird and The Spinlords Of Spintania have already sent in their songs….thanks guys.

I’m now off to http://www.frightfest.co.uk for the rest of the week so won’t be online until Tuesday so take it easy.

Ryan Martin

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Birdman 08 tomorrow!503 days ago
 
Hey you guys! We will be down the pier tomorrow at 15:30 getting ready for our jump that could be any time between 16:00-20:00. Hide tide is around 18:00 so your guess is as good as ours. If your coming down please bring your camera and take as many pics or video footage of us doing our jump so we can use them in the RAMUK69 Doe’s Birdman 08 video. Thanks to everyone who has already sponsored us. If you cant make it tomorrow don’t worry because we are already starting the wheels turning for our next major fund raising project and we will need all of you to help make it happen. Check www.ramuk69.com soon for more details. ZOMBIES!
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