Warlords of Pez <spacerockers>

"Zillionare space rockers"

SAUSAGES, SANDWICHES, APPLES & MILK! hace 766 días
 
Thanks to all the FanLords who came out to see us over the last week. The tour was great and the poor auld Warlords are very tired now!

The Village was packed last night and deadly fun. Deep Burial & BATS were amazing as always. Thanks also to Laura Palmer & Bob Marley who made special guest appearances.

We won't be playing any gigs for awhile as we're gonna go and record some new songs. Knowing us it'll take awhile.

If you have any Pez related photos or videos email them to us and we'll put them up on the site.

We're gonna open an online shop ASAP to sell all the new tshirts we got printed. We'll also have posters, badges, plectrums, & other junk.
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Warlords of Pez are going to Glasto! hace 837 días
 
This weekend shall witness the Warlords, waders hoiked up good & high, regularly spaloshing their way through the Glastonbury campsites en route to their appointed slots in both the Lost Vagueness and Trash City tents, two carny-riddled warrens of sub-culture, equally considered amongst Glasto's most notorious, vibrant and thoroughly annoying venues.
With their happy fists smelling of loose babies, and their V.I.P. tents sailing off into the rainy, mysterious, druidic mists the Warlords plan a mind-blowing super-spectacle from hell on toast like none other!

So Basically, the same old shit but wetter.

Friday:
The Chapel @ Lost Vagueness - 11pm
The Ballroom @ Lost Vagueness - 2.40am

Sat:
Trash City - 12.20am
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Listen to our 1st Album...It'll only take 12 minuteshace 837 días
 
es, we've just uploaded the complete 1st album on our myspace player.

Yes, 24 amazing tracks in just 12 minutes.

You can download the album and the artwork for FREE at www.warlordsofpez.com.

In case you didn't know it was released a couple of years ago on pinkish red 7" vinyl in a 12" cover. It came with a with a Pez Comic and an original drawing of the Warlords by a class of 7 year old girls. Since we couldn't decide on a title we gave you pricks the choice of 500 titles and and a official "Everyone Loves Warlords of Pez" pen so you could pick your own.

See the front cover here
http://www.warlordsofpez.com/img/500...
Enjoy.
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WARLORDS CONFIRMED FOR GLASTONBURY!hace 837 días
 
Shiny Happy Warlords raise a legion of eyebrows by joining the filthy, dreadlocked new-age-travelling masses at Glastonbury.

Having acquired a small dog and a length of sting on which to tether him, a set of juggling batons, hair lice and a surprisingly loving & healthy relationship with parents they claim to hate, our favourite band of sexually illiterate Zillionaire Space Rockers are all set to blister & burn the faces off the large crowds due to attend their First Appearance at the Glastonbury Festival.

Yes, officially the first band signed to play!
Quite possibly the last.

So get your greasy finger out of that stinking wet hole & buy yourself an overpriced ticket to this tired, cynical, hyper-commercial event so that you can experience LIVE the rain, theft, dietary menace and physical discomforts of outdoor living that have become part & parcel of outdoor music festivals the world over!
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SOLD OUT!hace 837 días
 
Yes, it's true. Hallowe'en night saw the Warlords SELL OUT COMPLETELY with a blinding performance of Monster Truck rally proportions.

With beer, tit, sellotape, stockings, masks and fancy hats as far as the eye could see, and temperatures exceeding 1,000,000 degrees centigrade the scene was set as literally dozens of unkempt, socially inept and mentally deficient gig goers got their money's worth from those dickheads from outer space.

Not since the heady days of the Hitler Youth have so many like-minded citizens stomped their feet, fallen over, gotten drunk & fingerbanged in the special toilets! There were tears of sorrow, tears of laughter & more tears of sorrow as a whirlwind set nearly brought the rafters down around the ears of everyone gathered.

In fairness, it would have been a great gig even if the Warlords didn't show, but that's beside the point.
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NEW ALBUM AND TOURhace 837 días
 
FanLords,
We just got back the album from the printers. It looks fucking AMAZING if we do say so our pezelves! It sounds pretty rockin too.

The cover is disturbing & the 2 meter, full colour foldout inner sleeve is as ridiculously funny as it was ridiculously expensive to get printed so don't "benny out" and just download it/copy it. You NEED to OWN it.

We just found out it has to get a "Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics" sticker. We're pretty proud of that! Ye cunts.

The album is in shops on the 27th Oct.

So it's at this time we begin our "Lets Sell The Fucking Thing Tour". The dates are as follows...

Oct 28 6:00pm - Tower Records Dublin Instore
Oct 29 Halloween Fancy Dress Show - Dolans Warehouse, Limerick
Oct 30 HMV Galway Instore - ?time? (to be confirmed)
Oct 30 Halloween Fancy Dress Show - Roisin Dubh, Galway
Oct 31 Halloween Fancy Dress Album Launch - Whelans, Dublin
Nov 4 Fergie's, Tullamore
Nov 5 Cyprus Avenue ,Cork
Nov 11 The Stables, Mullingar

Keep checking our website & myspace for updates.
www.warlordsofpez.com
www.myspace.com/warlordsofpez
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BUY OUR SINGLEhace 837 días
 
So our first ever single went on sale in some shops around Ireland last Friday (15th Sept). Its a double A side single - Old Women With Broadband & Monster Voice. Go out and buy it. NOW!

If your local music shoppe doesn't have it DEMAND they get some in. Or you can order it online at www.trustmeimathief.com. It's available in 2 formats - CD or digital download.
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06.06.06 - A Total SucSexhace 837 días
 
I think all you Fanlords that attended will agree...WE WERE FUCKING AMAZING.

The Satan Day Celebration Gig turned out to be even better than the choco-piss-party we went to the week before.

Fair fucks to us.

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The album will now be launched in September (maybe the 11th?). This is due to some record label interest. Our evil lawyer Papa Don Don is currently negotiating a 3 figure deal.

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In other news we have a limited number of girls and boys Pez tshirts for sale. You can choose from a wide range of colours - red or black. Email us (warlordsofpez@gmail.com) if you're interested. They're about 20 euro depending where you are in the world.
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New Website and Songshace 837 días
 
Dearest Fuckers,

We have just launched our new website. You can see it in all its gory glory at: www.warlordsofpez.com

We think its AMAZING.

There's new mp3s, videos, games and even some secret web pages (see if you can find them!). If you've never seen it you should watch "Horse Aid" on the video page. We really, really love that horse.

We are planning to launch our new album on the 06.06.06. We invite you all to come along.

Don't be shy, leave us a comment and tell us how shitting brilliant we are.

Love & Kisses,
The Gaylords.
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