|to aoife, love shane||5/20/08|
I?ve never seen glasses look oh quite so dashing
How you mingle "H&M style"
With rose red hair, it's smashing
It?s rather fantastic, i'm enthusiastic
My god listen to me,
I sound like a spastic
I?ve never heard sarcasm sound quite so fine
The way you mock, taunt, quip and to me, undermine
It?s oddly appealing, It leaves my head reeling, like scum im left feeling
With confusion Im dealing
I?d never seen chinese devoured with oh so much glee
?Til I saw you get your Chicken curry on
ya still left ends for me!
It was kind and inviting (quite unlike our fighting)
Not exciting, nor frightening, but no less delighting
I?ve never heard suggestions, so quickly shot down in flames
i propose various things, to which, "NO" you exclaim
It can be frustrating, it's quite like debating
Not hating, nor slating, it's exhilerating.
Id never known laptops could be loved with no bounds
How you hug, name and kiss it, and carry around
Its oh so heartwarming, the way your performing
I hope soon a new MacBook, is what you will be adoring
I hope now that you see,
and really quite rightly,
while you wreck my head sometimes,
only ever so slightly,
but i think of you highly,
and so with a smiley
i dont hestitate to say
You're the shit Aoife Kiely.
|I assure you I'm not officer. I've only had a few ales.||5/19/08|
|Withnail: This vast head like a cannonball...is now considered sane. Jeff Wode is feeling better! And is now ready to step back into society and start tossing his orb about!....(pensively)Imagine the size of his balls....(suddenly)Imagine getting into a fight with the f**ker!|
I: Please. I don't feel well.
Withnail: That's what you'd say. But that wouldn't wash with Jeff. He'd probably like a bit of pleading. Adds spice to it! In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was gonna do to you....before he did it! Hmmm...(mimicing Wode)I'm going to pull your head off. (pleading)Please. Please, don't pull my head off. (Wode again)I'm going to pull your head off - because I don't like your head!
Withnail: I'm in a park and I'm practically dead. What good's the countryside?
|TAURUS: The Tramp|
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ...u no!..... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!