The Walking Weirdos!!! <walking-weirdos>
|The Walking Weirdo's Story! [Band Members Add As We Go Along!]||7/1/07|
|Once upon a time there were a bunch of idiots called The Walking Weirdos. They loved to run around giving each other weird nicknames and singing their hearts out. One day as they were eating lunch, between singing of course, a random dude came up and said he wanted to make an album of them singing. "Hell yeah!" they all yelled and ran off to the limo to steal his drink before he changed his mind. Poor Jadey-Foo (a.k.a weiner) felt bad as they had school to get back to. "Guys don?t drink that we have school!!!" she yelled. Lindy-Loo (a.k.a monkey-crap) said "HA! Fuck that he has Mickey Finns!" "Well..." said Jadey-Foo kinda tempted. "Its blueberry" shouted Laurzy-Poo (a.k.a Pug) while trying to kick her lesbian fan Sharon out of the limo. "Why didn?t you say so!" said Jadey-Foo jumping in the limo and standing on Sharon?s face on the way in.|
Before they had even left the Tesco car park they were pissed, so they were told to celebrate now and record in the morning (Lindy asked everyone what this was when he left as she is not familiar with the term ?morning?!) The girls were all so pissed by the end of the day that they all stayed at Lindy?s house while playing Singstar and being loud. At Lindy?s, much fun-ness was had, they sang...they drank.. they laughed... They ?played? on bouncy balls... they danced..! But all of a sudden Jadey-Foo and Kazbo spilt drink on the carpet! *dun dun dun*(plays music) but Lindy said 'Fear not my friends! For the carpet ? likes it!? Jadey-foo and Kazbo were amazed at this alcoholic carpet (the coolest kind of carpet as I?m sure you would agree) and decided to make it a face using bottle tops etc and it was smiley when it got drink, and sad when it never! Everyone was having an ace banter..UNTIL!... in came the lesbian... ?OH CRAP!? Shouted everyone as they started trying to make an escape! But the ?lesbian midget? charged at them! And during her attempt to pin people to the bed, she was thrown through Gladys's (Lindy?s deaf neighbour) window!
Gladys began to stir, not at the noise obviously, but there was a cold breeze coming through her window, and she was suspicious. She crept downstairs, and into the living room to see what all the ka-fuffle was about! She found a midget, appearing to be lifeless on her floor. She was alarmed. The midget began to move slightly, so Gladys grabbed a wooden chair that was next to her and smashed it on the midget?s back! Jade, Karen, Roisin, Lauren and Lindy were all standing in amazement. How could this old, frail woman be capable of such power?!
Gladys jumped out through the window, and landed on the wall. She said ?Don?t worry girls. I?ve dealt with midget lesbians before.? Okay, now the girls were confused! Then suddenly, Gladys transformed right before they?re very eyes into a super-sexy, young, strong superhero! Lindy was in awe. This whole time Gladys has been posing as an old woman, who was deaf and partially blind, so that she wouldn?t blow her cover! ?. However, the midget was beginning to stir again. Gladys whispered to the girls to hide, so they crouched behind the wall. This was when Lauren spotted a deformed looking bug form, and pointed it out to Lindy, and they then started laughing silently, but hysterically, while Karen and Jade looked at them as if they were crazy, insane mental people. [Which they totally are] The midget stood up, and shook the broken pieces of chair off her back. She said to herself ?Those Walking Weirdo?s will be mine. I will DO every single one of them? ?
Lauren and Lindy stopped laughing, and looked at each other in fear. Jade was also very disturbed, and looked to Karen and said ?Hold me?. The girls were crouching in total fear. Midget started climbing out through the broken window, but the girls couldn?t see Gladys anywhere! Is she going to save them?? ?.
**The band would like to point out that we have nothing against lesbians!