Ciaran O' Donoghue <freshcod>
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|chat up lines!!||12/7/07|
pick up lines
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
? (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
? Nice legs...what time do they open?
? Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
? You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
? I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
? I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
? I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
? Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
? I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
? I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
? Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
? You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
? Are those real?
? You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
? I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
? If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
? I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
? You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
? You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
? F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
? Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
? My name is ciaran... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
? Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
? Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
? My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. "
? Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
? My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
? I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
? I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
? If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
? Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
? Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
? Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
? Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
? Do you take sexy pills because if you do, you must be fuckin stoned on them!
|plezzzzzzzzzzzzzz do it!! |
1.personatlity _ __/10
2.kindness __ _/10
4.caring __ _/10
5.talkitive __ _/10
6.attractive __ _/10
7.fancyable _ __/10
8.kissable __ _/10
9.make love to me __ _/10
10.loveable __ _/10
|Do it now????//? |
N = no
[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me
[_] be my gf?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Let me give u sex?
[_] have a relationship with me?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
WUD U 2?
[_] Spank that arse?
[_] lick me?
[_] Say yes if i asked you out?
[_] Get wasted with me?
[_] Hang out with me?
[_] Bring me around your friends?
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] great to be with?
HAVE Y0U EVER
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
HONEST! yes r no?
More than a friend? :
A flirt? :
A psycho? :
Have mood swings?:
Laid back? :
|Plzzzzzzzzz do dis!!!!!!! |
do this please
1. Are we friends?........
2. When and how did we meet?........
3. Do you have a crush on me?.........
4. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
5. Give me a nickname and explain why?........
6. Describe me in 1 word........
7. What was your first impression of me?.......
8. Do you still think the same?......
9. What reminds you of me?.....
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?......
11. How well do you know me?......
12. When's the last time you saw me?.....
13. Ever wanted 2 tell me something you couldn't?......
14. Are you goin 2 put this on your blog and see what I say about you?.....