Jason <Suck_My_John_Locke>

"Anyone for a Dutch Rudder?"

Life Shuffle2/25/09
 
Instructions.
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Aiden- We Sleep Forever

WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
Billy Talent- In The Fall

WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
Good Charlotte- Boys and Girls

HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Eminem- Guilty Conscience

HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
Blink 182- Carousel

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
The Libertines- Don't Look Back Into The Sun

WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
Avenged Sevenfold- Dear God

ARE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?
Avenged Sevenfold- Breaking Their Hold

WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
MSI- Tom Sawyer

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Population 1- Unhappy B-Day (honestly i never fix'd that)

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Billy Talent- Red Flag

THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
Bullet Fot My Valentine- Turn To Despair

YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
System of a Down- Old School Hollywood

HAPPY TIMES:
Lily Allen- The Fear

SAD TIMES:
Prodigy- Smack My Bitch Up

EVERY DAY:
System of a Down- Suite Pee

FOR TOMORROW:
Avenged Sevenfold- Almost Easy

FOR YOU:
Avenged Sevenfold- Clairvoyant Disease

WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
System of a Down- Psycho

WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
Papa Roach- To Be Loved

WHAT DO I THINK WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING?
Extreme- Hole Hearted

WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
Blink 182- I Won't Be Home For Christmas

WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
Scars on Broadway- Insane

YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
AC/DC- Whole Lotta Rosie

FAVOURITE PLACE?
Avenged Sevenfold- We Come Out At Night

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Avenged Sevenfold- Gunslinger

WHERE WOULD YOU GO ON YOUR FIRST DATE?
Eminem- Say What You Say

DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Billy Talent- Worker Bees

WHAT DO I LIKE DOING MOST?
Scars on Broadway- Universe

SONG THAT DESCRIBES MY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL.
Blink 182- Dammit

WHAT IS MY STATE OF MIND AT THE MOMENT?
Eminem- Superman (far from it)

HOW WILL I DIE?
Bullet For My Valentine- Eye of the Storm
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The truth hurts (lol)4/12/07
 
Take the first letter in your first name:
A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I moved
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I did anal with
H: I blew
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched
O: I turned off
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I gobbed on
S: I chucked up on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I fucked
Y: I did 69er with
Z: I glared at

Take the day you were born on:
1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A dildo
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A pikey
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: A slut
14: My dad
15: An adult toy
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: My mums used tampon
19: A wig
20: A Flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharper
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo-roll
30: Some Y- fronts with skids
31: A fit model

Now take the first letter of your last name
A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I?m loved
D: And hated it
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get onto a game show
K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: To win a Ferrari
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a hob nob
S: To win X-factor
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For �100000
X: To skip school
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me
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Rangers11/20/06
 
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Rock on11/20/06
 
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