Dan Hall <danhall987>
"Nobody's Perfect...... I'm Nobody"
|1, Who are you?|
2, Are we friends?
3, When and how did we meet?
4, Do you have a crush on me?
5, Would you kiss me?
6, Give me a nickname and say why you chose it?
7, Describe me in one word?
8, What was your first impressions of me?
9, Do you still think that about me now?
10, What reminds you of me?
11, If you could give me anything what would it be?
12, How well do you know me?
13, When was the last time you saw me?
14, Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldnt?
15, Are you gunna put this on your blog and see what I would put about you?
16, If you were asked would you go out with me
|Read This!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its Funny!!!!!!||5/12/07|
|Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines. |
Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going
Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper
Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim
Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world
Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' it!
|1)Who r u?.....|
2)R we friendz?.....
3)Wen n how did we meet?.....
4)Do u hav a crush on me?.....
5)Give me a nickname n explain why.....
6)Describe me in one word.....
7)Wat waz ur 1st impression ov me?.....
Do u still tink de same?.....
9)Wat remindz u of me?.....
10)If u cud give me anythin wat wud it b?.....
11)How well do u no me?.....
12)Wen waz de last time u saw me?.....
13)Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthin u cudnt?.....
14)R u goin 2 put dis in ur blog n c wat i say bout u?.....