Steph Peach <XPeachieX>

Learn Chinese3/26/07
 
Learn Chinese


1: Thats not right - Sum ting wong
2: Are you harbouring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3: See Me ASAP - Kum Hia
4: Stupid Man - Dum Fuk
5: Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
6: Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?
7: I bumped into the coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8: I Think you need a face lift - Chin tu fat
9: It's very dark in here - Wai so dim
10: I thought you were on a diet? - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11: This is a tow-away zone - No Pah King
12: We're not meeting until next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
13: Staying out of sight - Lei ying lo
14: His cleaning out his automobile - Wa shing ka
15: Your body odour is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
16: Great! - Fa Kin Su Pah!
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11 rules of Bebo3/12/07
 

11 rules of bebo

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!



This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dont repost this in 1 second at midnight/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"


load a bollocks!!!


Copy and repost in your own bulletin as
11 rules of BEBO.

thankyou
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