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u no us culchies luv it 3/2/07
 
61 Things Culchies love
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> >>> 1 A nice bit of ham.
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> >>> 2 Buttered biscuits.
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> >>> 3 Diggin Houles.
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> >>> 4 Saying its too cold to snow
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> >>> 5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
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> >>> 6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
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> >>> 7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
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> >>> 8 A stretch in the evenings
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> >>> 9 Lucozade
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> >>> 10 Accordians
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> >>> 11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
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> >>> 12 A dinner dance
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> >>> 13 Gettin clattered in muck.
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> >>> 14 Shania Twain.
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> >>> 15 Hefers
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> >>> 16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
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> >>> 17 Steel toe caps.
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> >>> 18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
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> >>> 19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
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> >>> 20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
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> >>> 21 The smell of fresh dung.
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> >>> 22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
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> >>> 23 Work Clothes
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> >>> 24 A bottle of mineral.
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> >>> 25 Fightin'.
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> >>> 26 Puttin on a gansey to stop them from bein foundered
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> >>> 27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
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> >>> 28 Being overweight.
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> >>> 29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
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> >>> 30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
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> >>> 31 Drink driving.
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> >>> 32 Red diesel
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> >>> 33 The Fear of Change.
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> >>> 34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
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> >>> 35 Lying.
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> >>> 36 Building walls.
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> >>> 37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
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> >>> 38 Pretending to like mass
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> >>> 39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
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> >>> 40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
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> >>> 41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
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> >>> 42 Mohammed Ali.
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> >>> 43 Machinery.
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> >>> 44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
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> >>> 45 A good f**kin read of IrelandsOwn.
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> >>> 46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
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> >>> 47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
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> >>> 48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
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> >>> 49 Soda farls.
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> >>> 50 Sponge 'n Custirt
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> >>> 51 'Amerikay', and anything to do with it.
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> >>> 52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
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> >>> 53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
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> >>> 54 The Ra.
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> >>> 55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
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> >>> 56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
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> >>> 57 Club Orange
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> >>> 58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
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> >>> 59 The Foot & Mouth.
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> >>> 60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
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> >>> 61 TK Red Lemonade
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wot townies luv3/2/07
 
1.Tarmac
2.Stealing traffic cones
3.Setting off car alarms when drunk
4.Big earings
5.Replacing the letter 'o' with the letter 'a' e.g. mop=map
6.Peroxide
7.Contraception
8.Not cleaning up after their dogs
9.Having lots of dogs
10.Reebok Classics
11.Lacoste Tracksuits
12.Claiming Benefits
13.Being fat but still trying to wear clothes too small for them 'One size fits all' syndrome
14.Fish and Chips
15.Shit Nicknames e.g. 'Janto', 'Boiler' and 'O Dees'
16.Calling people that they don't know, 'Mate'
17.Joyriding
18.Rioting
19.Underage Pregnancy
20.Customized Cars
21.White Baseball caps
22.Fake Argos Bling
23.Black leather jackets
24.Rangers Tops
25.Old Women wearing purple
26.Rave music
27.Marching
28.Poof Juice e.g. Blue W.K.D
29.Throwing rubbish into neighbours garden
30.Sniffing glue
31.Talking in a very high pitched voice
32.Calling their siblings 'our' e.g. 'Our Billy'
32.Slogans
33.Graffiti
34.Threatening to get 'The Boys' onto someone
35.Sticking broken bottles into people
36.Stupid Tattoos
37.Wearing jeans to a funeral
38.Wearing a cap in court
39.Spending all their time in a bus centre causing annoyance
40.Fighting
41.Going to 'Millisle' or 'Newcastle' for their 'Holidays'
42.Spending all their time in the amusements or on gambling machines
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