Mikey <freehand21>

WEIRD PHOBIAS have u got any lol?5/23/07
 
Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up
Aphenphosmphobia- Fear of being touched
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty
Barophobia- Fear of gravity
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge
Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia
Genophobia- Fear of sex
Gerascophobia- Fear of growing old
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women
Heterophobia- Fear of the opposite sex
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Hominophobia- Fear of men
Ideophobia- Fear of ideas
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis
Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables
Laliophobia or Lalophobia- Fear of speaking
Logophobia- Fear of words
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis
Necrophobia- Fear of death or dead things
Nudophobia- Fear of nudity
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8
Ombrophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on
Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia- Fear of eyes
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams
Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums
Rectophobia- Fear of rectum or rectal diseases
Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles
Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows
Scolionophobia- Fear of school
Sexophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Heterophobia)
Siderophobia- Fear of stars
Somniphobia- Fear of sleep
Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating
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do it if u want?5/8/07
 
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Do this if u wanna3/19/07
 
WOULD YOU
go out with me?
give me your number?
kiss me?
let me kiss you?
watch a movie with me?
let me take you out to dinner?
take a shower with me?
be my gf?
take me home for the night?
Would you let me sleep in your bed?
put it simply, would u fuck me?
give me a present?
have a relationship with me?
Dance with me (cant dance lol)?
Let me tickle you?
Stick up for me if i was being put down?
Play strip poker with me (I would win lol)?
Say yes if i asked you out?
Get wasted with me?
Instant message me?
Hang out with me?
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NO kid should have to go through this ever!3/9/07
 

> > My name is Chris

> >I am three,

> >My eyes are swollen

> >I cannot see,

> >I must be stupid

> >I must be bad,

> >What else could have made

> >My daddy so mad?

> >I wish I were better

> >I wish I weren't ugly,

> >Then maybe my mommy

> >Would still want to hug me.

> >I cant do a wrong

> >I cant speak at all

> >Or else im locked up

> >All day long.

> >When im awake im all alone

> >The house is dark

> >My folks arent home

> >When my mommy does come home

> >I'll try and be nice,

> >So maybe ill just get

> >One whipping tonight.

> >I just heard a car

> >My daddy is back

> >From Chariles bar.

> >I hear him curse

> >My name is called

> >I press myself

> >Against the wall

> >I try to hide

> >From his evil eyes

> >Im so afraid now

> >I'm starting to cry

> >He finds me weeping

> >Calls me ugly words,

> >He says its my fault

> >He suffers at work.

> >He slaps and hits me

> >And yells at me more,

> >I finally get free

> >And run to the door

> >Hes already locked it

> >And i start to bawl,

> >He takes me and throws me

> >Against the hard wall

> >I fall to the floor

> >With my bones nearly broken,

> >And my daddy continues

> >With more bad words spoken,

> >"Im sorry!", I scream

> >But its now much to late

> >His face has been twisted

> >Into a unimaginable shape

> >The hurt and the pain

> >Again and again

> >O please God, have mercy!

> >O please let it end!

> >And he finally stops

> >And heads for the door

> >While i lay there motionless

> >Sprawled on the floor

> >My name is Chris

> >I am three,

> >Tonight my daddy

> >Murdered me

> >And you can help

> >Sickens me to the soul,

> >And if you read this

> >and dont pass it on

> >I pray for your forgivness

> >Because you would have to be

> >One heartless person

> >To not be effected

> >By this Poem

> >And because u r effected,

> >Do something about it!

> >So all i ask you to do

> >Is pass this on!

> >IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

> >PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS AND PASS IT ON !!
REPOST THIS AS no kid should have to go through this ever!
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poems2/8/07
 
A Guy's Job

A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destinstion,
To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?

A Man From China

There once was a man from China,
who wasn't a very good climber,
he slipped on a rock,
and cut off his cock,
and now he has a vagina

A young lady named Myrtle

There was a young lady named Myrtle
Who had an affair with a turtle,
She had crabs, so the say,
In a year and a day,
Which proves that the turtle was fertile.
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