Acoustic Dan <AcousticDan06>

Whites Tavern Wednesday nightshace 818 días
 
Acoustic Dan is playing in Whites Tavern
every Wednesday night.
Also featuring Brian Hicks
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Is this really a good thing to do when your completely toasted?hace 1003 días
 
Wind Surfing
Mounting Climbing
Asking yourself: "Am I a bad person?"
Including yourself in a dwarf orgy
Badger baiting with a midget (using the midget as a club)
Bog Snorkelling
Eating Out (in a restaurant)
Looking at your credit card bills
Eating Out (Your girls pussy)
An audience with Gerry Kelly
Open Heart Surgery
Appearing on Jeremy Kyle
Operating a crane
Sucking a midgets husband off
Enetering a Catholic chapel while singing the rap from 'Born Slippy'
Wine Tasting in the South of France
Trying to cross the border with a lorry full of refugees
Selling your soul to satan for a mixed kebab and an onion baje
Testing Johnsons 'no more tears shampoo' out on a rabbit
Eating sponge cake in the kid seat of a supermarket trolley
Test stuff on homeless people in a circus tent while Geremy Clarkson breathes on the situation like a horny toad with halipicia. I don't mean in a circus but if theres a gap and the genetic make up is'nt right we can put them in a circus with a dwarf as the ring leader and Roy Croppers missus as the bearded lady who also puts monkey nuts up her arse and farts them into your mouth.

This is a list of severely recommended things to try to do while toasted.
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Bassists and Practice spaces.....hace 1049 días
 
If anyone 'knows' or 'is' a good bassist could they please contact us as we are in desperate need of one.
And if anyone knows of any practice spaces about the road could they point us to it or even thrust in the general direction of it as my Ma's head is done in with the incessant pounding in my bedroom and no I don't mean masturbation ... I do that in the Bathroom and sometimes in the Attic ... in the dark ... while crying softly to myself ... Ok I'll wrap this up before I start rambling, but seriously if ya know anything about anyone who play's or has space give us a shout.

Shine on you crazy diamonds.
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