Darren Fahy <_darren_fahy_>
|poem for youthies||7/14/08|
|(lick arse poem for no name)|
Darren Fahy is my name,
Fighting villains is my game.
I rescue grannies from the mart,
And do all this without a fart,
If there?s trouble I save the day,
No criminal will ever get away.
I rescue kids from woods ablaze,
And do all this without being fazed.
I bring buckets of treats to starving teens,
In 3rd world or fat camp,where no food can be seen.
I?ve saved thousands of polar bears from a fiery death,
Obstacles I cannot overcome, I?ve not yet met,
Platypuses, porcupines, pygmy bears galore,
All these I have aided ? yet I still save more.
Though everybody knows my name,
I do not do it for the fame.
OK, Alright, I told a lie,
My exaggeration has been mildly high.
I?ve lied about my superman glory,
The tale I told was just a story.
I?ve never saved a platypus or fed a starving kid,
I?m just a normal guy, but there?s a few things I have did.
OOOPS! Grammar check!
Though I?ve never seen a polar bear,
With you my good deeds I?d like to share,
I?m a member of the No Name! Club,
I don?t need venture to the pub.
I visit grannies, though not at the mart,
They like to tell me I have a good heart,
Old folk?s homes and kids homework groups,
At the weekend I even pick up dog poops!
I go to school, I study hard,
I?ll never have trouble with the guards,
The No Name! Club gave me a chance,
A friendly place to sing and dance.
If you?ve two left feet there?s plenty more,
There?s discos and quizzes and jumble sales galore,
It?s a place to go where you can be yourself,
And as for alcohol you can leave it on the shelf.
So though I may not be a superman,
With no names help I do what I can,
With a sprinkling of friends and a dollop of fun,
The No Name! Club to me is number one!!
aided by laura mulk and sinead mc u
|chat up lines not to be used!||7/14/07|
The Worst Chat Up Lines Ever But Funny!!!
1.Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2.Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3.My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.
4.Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
5.If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
6.You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
7.Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
8.I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
9.I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.
10.Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
11.If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
12.Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up!
|Modern Nursery Rhymes||3/16/07|
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*** him, He's only an egg.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money
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