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Borat Fan Club <Kazaborat>

""Hi 5, My name a Borat""

	Say a Welcome to the new Mod!	1/25/08
	hey eveyone, just to lwt u no i have a new mod! Leave a comment here saying HEY!! Tnx Jk
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	whats your favorite borat phase	8/20/07
	Just leave comment saying what it is!1 i fancy a laugh
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	Borat 2	6/25/07
	Hello everyone just a quick enlightenent!!! "February 9, 2007 - It was reported Thursday that Rupert Murdoch -- chairman and chief executive of 20th Century Fox's (and IGN's) parent company, News Corp. -- announced during a conference in New York that Sacha Baron Cohen had signed on to reprise his role as the wacky Kazakh journalist in Borat 2. The mogul advised The Financial Times that Cohen planned to film Bruno for Universal first and would then "come back and do Borat 2." Alas, talk of a sequel to the critically acclaimed comedy proved premature. 20th Century Fox spokesman Chris Petrikin said in a statement late Thursday, "We're eager to work with Sacha again, and we've had casual discussions about a sequel, which we'd love to do, but at this point, it remains too preliminary to discuss." The project is said to only be at the idea stage right now." will be back with more info and updates about when this will happen!!!!!
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	Skins	6/9/07
	check out my skins in my favourites!!!!
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	Free love and skins	6/7/07
	my appologies to everyone who missed the free love secret but its back on www.thedumberman.com for everyone now
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	Thunderbirds Skin	6/5/07
	HEY EVERYONE THE THUNDERBIRDS DISPLAY TEAM SKIN IS UP!!!!!!!!!!!
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	Las Vegas Skin	6/5/07
	NEW LAS VEGAS SKIN IS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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	Free Skins	6/3/07
	new website up and running check it out www.thedumberman.com tell me what u think
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	More Funny Quotes!!	6/2/07
	Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat. Borat Da Ali G Show - Responding sarcastically to legal threats over slurs on the Kazakh character America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party. Borat Da Ali G Show In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped. Borat Da Ali G Show American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine. Borat Da Ali G Show Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your house? Borat Da Ali G Show - interrupting a conversation Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, woman *can* vote, but horse - *cannot*! Borat Da Ali G Show My wife she is dead...she die in a field...she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife. Borat Da Ali G Show - making conversation at a formal lunch Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog. Borat Da Ali G Show
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	Borat	11/20/06
	* In Kazakhstan Barbra means to eat and Bush means Bush. ?Talking to an american lady about Barbra Bush (George Bush Snr's wife). * You have big bollocks! ?Talking to an english farmer about his Bullocks. * Ah so you are retarded. ?Talking to a retired english gent * I like sex! ? Talking about sex * Jagshemash! My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex, it's nice. These are my country of a Kazakhstan. ? Presenting his new movie * My mother, she never love me. (Stifled chuckle) She say she wish she was raped by someone else. ? Talking to a couple of older southern gents * This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success! ?Talking about his neighbor in the beginning of his movie. * Last night I...I had a sex. ?Making conversation to an elder woman at a formal lunch * Her vagine hang like a sleeve of wizard. ?Talking to a car salesman - referring to his former wife * In Kazakhstan, three main issues: economic, social, and Jew. ? Introducing Kazakhstan to America * This suit is NOT black! ? Unsuccessfully attempting a "not" joke with help from a humor instructor * This suit is black not. ? Still failing to make a "not" joke correctly * My moustache still tastes of your testes! ? Speaking to his producer Azamat after the two had a nude wrestling match * I hope President Bush drinks the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq! ? Talking to a rodeo crowd before singing the Kazakh national anthem * I will look upon your treasures, gyspy. This is understood? Confusing a woman conducting a yard sale with a gypsy * Gypsy, give me your tears. If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you! Still not understanding what a yard sale is * They have return! And they shape shift! Mistaking cockroaches in his room at a bed and breakfast with "shape-shifting" Jews * My wife, she is dead...She die in ahh, in a field... ?Making conversation in "British Guide to Ettiquette" * There is a smell, I wo...It smell like a shit. ?Making conversation at a formal lunch * I like you, do you like me? In Kazakstahn we think America technologely very good, and now I see is a very primitive. ? Talking to a man who is demonstrating carpentry techniques from the 19th century * My sister...she�s a...prostitute. (Answer: That�s sad, why?). She like to make money, high five! ?Making conversation to an elder woman at a formal lunch * May I ask you are a man who does with another man? ?A question posed to a man attending the Henley Regatta * Mow the fucking Bucks! ?Cheering on a team at the Henley Regatta * Do you like a porno? ?Making conversation at a formal lunch * Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns, and then we have a big party. ? Singing in a country bar in USA * They do a bang bang bang in other men anus ?Talking to James Broadwater* * We say in Kazakhstan, a man who goes to power, must have a big... how you say? (gestures to his groin). How you say...Khram? ? Talking to James Broadwater and a possible voter * Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog. ?Commenting on English hunting * Is possible make a shit your house immediately, very urgen
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