Chloe <cge400>

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Funny wang???6/5/07
 
Summerhouse women don't tell the truth about what they think.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that farrel has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow jells from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them.GUDDAY.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with jell bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from GUDDAY.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me swear to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his package and yes, it is huge, pornostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at GUDDAY.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the jells will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing.GUDDAY.COM
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Another thingy stolen from trina hehe5/27/07
 

I G????? - S? I G???? I'? A [BITCH] ? I S??? M? C?????g? - S? I G???? I'? A [SLAG] ? I L??? T? G?? M? N???? D??? - S? I G???? I'? [BARBIE] ? I L??? T? D??�? A?? S???? M? A?? - S? I G???? I'? A [HOE] ? I S?? W???'? O? M? M??? - S? I G???? I'? [MEAN] ? I'?? B??? S?????? I? T?? B?�? 1000 T???? - S? I G???? I'? A [DRAMA QUEEN] ? I W??? M??? U? - S? I G???? I'? A [TART] ? I'?? B??? D???????? - S? I G???? I'? [SUICIDAL] ? I W??? B??�? - S? I G???? I'? A [GOTH] ? I T??? M????? I'? B???????? - S? I G???? I'? [BIG HEADED] ? I L??? T? G?? W????? W??? M? M???? - S? I G???? I'? A [DRUGGIE] ? I'?? T????? T? S??????'? B???????? - S? I G???? I? A [SLUT].
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funny thing xxx5/25/07
 
Please fill this in thanks.xx
.go out with me?
.give me your number?
.kiss me?
.watch a movie with me?
.let me take you out to dinner?
.be my bf/gf?
.get off with me?
.take me home for the night?
.Would you let me sleep in your bed?
.give me a piggyback ride?
.have a relationship with me?
.Dance with me?
.Play strip poker with me?
.Say yes if i asked you out?
.Get wasted with me?
.Instant message me?
.Greet me in public?
.Hang out with me?
.Bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U...
.think im fit?
.think im hot?
.want to kiss me?
.want to cuddle with me?
.wanna stay mate for evea
ARE WE...
.aquintences?
.friends?
.in a relationship?
.gonna have kids?
.enemies?
AM i...
.sexy?
.cute?
.funny?
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Emo poem that eally depressed me5/17/07
 
You diss
I slit my wrist
When you cause me pain
I slit the left vain
You break my heart
That?s where it starts
When you pretend
To care
Well how do you dare
It?s just not fair
So I remain
So damn silent
See my stain
It was very violent
I?m just a shadow
A part of the past
A part that could never last
My trickling blood
Is dripping fast
I hear a thud
I just lie and stare
I cry
And wonder why
Why should I be the one to go
Oh, because I?m emo?
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Party Time5/17/07
 
ARGHHH got a fancy dress party on saturday yay:P going as a burlesque dancer hehehe (a slut) so excited lol

Happy Birthday Jack and Laura Hope You Guys Have A Great Day xxxxxxx
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frist blog entry5/16/07
 
Okay i've never had a blog before so if i'm crap sorry :P i don't get the point of them but i think their like a diary. Me and Laura r gnna b like beyonce n shakira after tomorrow lmao
bye for now luv u xxxxxxx
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