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Greg Conlon <gregc9000>




	blah!	5/23/06

	1. who are u?......... 2. Are we friends?........ 3. When and how did we meet?........ 4. Do you hav a crush on me?......... 5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........ 6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........ 7. Describe me in 1 word........ 8. what was ur first impression ov me?....... 9. do u still fink the same?...... 10. What reminds u ov me?..... 11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?...... 12. How well do u no me?...... 13. Whens the last tym u saw me?..... 14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?...... 15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?... 16. how many times do u wank a day?.....

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	...	5/21/06

	Q: What's blue and fucks old people? A: Hypothermia Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter? A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her Q: What is the definition of "making love"? A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her. Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common? A: They don't fucking listen. Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts? A: Gonorrhoea Q: Why did God create yeast infections? A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too. Q. How can you tell a macho woman? A. She rolls her own tampons. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep? A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister. Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson? A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry it! Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance? A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving. Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen? A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour. Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy. Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? A. The cake jumps out of the girl. Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A. You know she'll swallow. Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A. They don't want to wear out the camel. Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime? A. When the big hand touches the little hand... Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time. Q. Do you know how Aussies practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick. Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it.

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	robbed this its better than my old blog	2/28/06

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	blog	2/28/06

	blog blog blog blog bloggy mcblog sory i dunno wat blog is

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