Ian Mackenzie <stromashdash7>
"who loves to party?? Ian loves to party!!!"
|yo, as many of you may not know, i have a cat. His name is benito mussolini (the third of Ross and cromarty), and as many of you may not know, he has severe mental and emotional dificulties whilst in the public eye. His problem started, (I think), when he accidentally stumbled upon the sound and concept of jazz music whilst I was having a Django reinhardt session in my small jazz cupboard. He somehow creeped in there like a warm kitten, and immediately, he was caught in, what many refer to as, "a jazz Trance", this as many of you know, is'nt something to be caught up in, or laughed at, in a casual stroll down the hall. that little furry feline furbag was caught in a severe effluent discharge of musical bewildermentry, and ever since, his poor tiny little eyes have never been able to focus on any close objects, only on each other. A cross eyed cat is not a laughing matter, and I write this only in hope that one of you know a cure, I have tried easing the poor little bastard in with some kate nash, and the like, but nothing seems to be working. |
benito is a white and grey cat.
any paletable suggestions would be greatly appreciated to help the poor beast in his time of double visionary agony.
Please, take the time, think of the cats.