|RULES OF BEBO!!!||5/15/07|
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
Go play in traffic.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend u peodophile;
that's what's up!
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
|how 2 treat a girl||3/28/07|
|1-touch her waist|
2-talk to her
4-give her my jacket
5-kiss her slowly
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with me when im with my friends
11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto my lap
14-when she says she loves me more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved
16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!!!
19-tell her she beautiful not sexy!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!
21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. like small things can still help
26-don't lie to her
27-dont cheat on her
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school/work, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even though she doesn't need you just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you
31. Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the tip of her nose; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. When she complains that her neck/shoulders hurts massage it for her.
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible
41. call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always Remind her how much you love her
|1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)|
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY Hi...LOL
WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNO HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY PISSED O0F (L0OK AT NUMBER #9
|A-You're damn good in bed.|
B- You're always fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C-You're wild and crazy.
D- You have trouble-trusting people
E- You're loyal to those you love.
F- People totally adore you.
G- Love is something you deeply believe in.
H- You have very good personality and looks.
I- You have a nice ass!
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things.
L- You have beautiful eyes.
M- Sex comes easily to you.
N- You have a big, warm, heart.
O- You love foreplay.
P- You're popular with all types of people.
Q- You're a hypocrite.
R- You are hot and sexy!
S- People think you are hot.
T- You're the best in bed.
U- You're cool.
V- You're not judgmental.
W- You're very broad-minded.
X- You never let people tell you what to do.
Y- You're the most hard ass gangster alive.
Z- You're super cool
C-You're wild n crazy
O-You love foreplay
R-You are hot and sexy!
E-You're loyal to those you love
Y-You're the most hard ass gangster alive
|U no ur in 2007 if u....|
1. You go to a party, sit down and take Bebo pics.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did
|So, just how many Canberra district school students does it take to change a light bulb? |
>>Belconnen High - Six. Four to break into the store, one to steal the globe and one to install it.
>>Hawker College - None. Everything not welded down had been flogged long ago.
>Canberra Girls Grammar - One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
>Narrabundah College - Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out how to get high off the old one.
>>Karabar High - Five. One to change the bulb and four to complain why that a school of their stature was ever built in Queanbeyan.
>Lyneham High - None. They're all too drunk to notice.
>Merici College - One. She'll put through a call to maintenance staff because there's no way she's going to do manual labour.
>Campbell High-One teacher. The students there are all too short.
>Yass High School - None. That hole looks better in the dark.
>Bruce CIT - Five. One to change the globe and four to discuss its benefits to future vocational training.
>Lake Ginninderra College - Six. One to change it but only after the other five have found an interpreter to translate the English instructions.
>Copland College - None. They Cant Afford New Light Bulbs .
>Canberra Boys Grammar - None. Those poor bastards are keeping their backs to the wall even if it means standing in the dark. "If you can't get a girl get a Grammar boy".
>Queanbeyan High - Five. One to change it, and four to go to Go Lo for new booner attire to wear for the occasion.
>Canberra High- Two. One to change it and one to tell her if her fluoro G-string is hanging out of her white pants in the process.
>St Frances Xavier - Five. One to change it, two to make sure her hair ribbons are still in place and another two to make sure her bag looks cool at all times.
>Ginninderra High- Three. That's the entire population of that school
>St Clare's College - None. It is too unsafe for pregnant girls to attempt such a dangerous task.
>St Edmunds College - Five. One to install it, and four to tally the number of times he says F*** or talks about rugby while he's doing it.
>Melrose High- None. No one there would have a fucking clue how to do something requiring so much effort.
>Dickson College - Fourteen. One to change it, one to throw the old one at the CIT students and six Italians and six Asians to kick the crap out of each other in the meantime.
>Radford College-None. The boys there were fighting over who would get to do it in order to impress the girls and score browny points with the teachers that it never got done.
>Daramalan College- None. They're All Too Busy Seeing Whos Got The Highest Hair Or The Best Wog Mullet.
>Marist College - Three. One to put in a formal complaint about the imposition, one to change the bulb and one to make the observation that it isn't half as bright as the light shining from their arses.
>Goulburn High - None. Everyone is either suspended or wagging (including the teachers).
>Lake Tuggeranong College - Thirty One. One to change the blub and thirty to paint interpretive murals about it all over Civic.
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs psas it on!!