Bebo

Daniel Foster <faniel_doster>

""Stop rubbin your scent on me!!!! I am not your foal!!!!""

	Condom Slogans.... Pur brilliant	4/20/09
	1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud you spout 5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong 7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize 11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12) If you go into heat, package your meat 13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis 14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse 15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker 17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 1 The right selection, is to protect your erection 19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil 20) A crank with armor, will never harm her 21) If you really love her, wear a cover 22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake 23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener 24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket 25) No glove, no love 26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye 27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver 2 No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax 29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt 30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown 31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam 32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed 33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink 34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground 35) Cloak the joker before you poke her 36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch 37) Cape your throbber before you bob her 3 After detection sheath your erection 39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate 40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser 41) Cover that lumber before you pump her 42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle 43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle 44) House your noodle then release your strudel 45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound 46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey 47) Cage that snake then shake and bake 4 Cover your peter it will be much neater 49) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore 50) It's always funky to cage your monkey 51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy 52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb 53) It's not much money to catch your honey 54) Don't be a fool cover your tool 55) Hood that match then scratch that thatch 56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche 57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool 5 It ain't no jibe to protect her hive 59) Contain that sputum before you use him 60) Restrain your log then plow her bog 61) Glove your pecker before you check her 62) Coat that slimmer before you prime her 63) Condomize then womanize (or sodomize) 64) Cover old pete then grind her meat 65) Guard your peter before you meet her 66) Check your list before you tryst 67) Wrap your bate before you mate 6 Can your worm before you squirm 69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe 70) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard 71) Bag the mole then do her hole 72) Cuff your carrot before you share it 73) Jail your number then call the plumber 74) Cover your vein then drive her insane 75) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle 76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink 77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern 7 Hide ole harry then take her cherry 79) Wrap that spout then bore her out 80) Conceal your train don't cause her pain 81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge > 82) Shroud your trout then make her shout 83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky 84) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers 85) Wrap your spout to catch the trout 86) Plug your funnel t
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	The Soundtrack of my Life	12/15/08
	If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie Opening Credits: What hurts the most, Cascada Waking Up: Holding out for a hero, Bonnie Tyler lol First Day of School: Whats it gona be? H2O feat.platnum Falling In Love: All I ever wanted, Basshunter Fight Song: Black Velvet Breaking up: Heaven Basshunter Prom: Come on girl, Taio Cruz Life: Sun goes down, David Jordan Mental Breakdown: Living on a prayer, Bon Jovi Driving: Don't stop the music, Rihanna Flashback: Be mine, Robyn Getting Back together: Piece of me, Britney Spears Wedding: Ride it, Jay Sean Birth of Child: Work, Kelly Rowland Final Battle: Vienna, The Fray Death Scene: Rockstar, Nickelback End Credits: My Winners Song, Geraldine McQueen/peter kay
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	Podge and Rodge classic quotes.... :L	5/31/08
	She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician As funny as a burning orphanage He's so camp, he shites tent pegs I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover) (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn As busy as the dalkey dole office Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit As tight as a nun's knickers I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry. Up and down like a hoor's knickers No show pony but would do for a ride around the house Did your mother find out who your father is yet? What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt I left her with a face like a painters radio A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard Jaysus, she could breastfeed a cr�che As fit as a butcher's dog She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book Not even the tide would take her out Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her Daz wouldn't shift her Des Kelly wouldn't lay her A sniper wouldn't take her out Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her f@nny
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	free msgs	2/14/08
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	My Bebo family Cmon u no u want 2 join!!	8/25/06
	My mum - NuAlA tAgGaRt My dad - MiChAeL aGnEw My brother - My sister - My twin - JeNnIfEr LaPpIn My uncle - My partner 4 life - My auntie - My cousin - ClaIrE mArTiN My brother-in-law - My sister-in-law - My best friend - LoUiSe FoStEr My girl friend - JoAnNa AlLaN my boy friend - My bit on the side - AiSlIn JoHnStOn My worst enemy - My neice - My nephew - My guardian angel - LeAnNe BrAdElY My sugar plum - AiSlInG mCcAnN My personal drinks maker - Br�nA cOnWaY My fairy god mother - SaRaH ?? My pet dog - My pet monkey - CaThErInE McHuGh My il b ther for you frend - JuLiE hUtChIsOn My sexi gal - My god mother - OoNaGh ScUlLiOn My god father - My beautiful flatmate - CaOiMhE cOlEmAn My biatch - NiAmH gIlLeN My chillin bbz - BrOnAgH kEeNaN My funky kik ass person - MaRy ThE nAzI My hot admirer - My super cool person - FeArGhAl O'bAiOlL My cleaner - TuBtUb AkA cLiOnAgH bRaDeLy My scrumseous hunni bear - My krazee m8 - NiAmH cRoZiEr My class mate - CoNoR wIlSoN MY shopoholic friend - ReBeCcA gRaHaM My drama queen of jamaica - LaUrEn LaVeRtY jus write who u want to be as a comment
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	Memory thingy	8/8/06
	Leave one memory of you and me together as a comment. It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember. Next, repost this bulletin on your own blog and see how many people leave a memory about you.
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	Do it if u want. U know u want to!!!!!!	5/26/06
	01] I _____ Daniel . 02] Daniel is _____. 03] If I were alone in a room with Daniel, I would _____. 04] I think Daniel should _____. 05] Daniel needs _____. 06] I want to _____ Daniel. 07] Someday Daniel will ___. 08] Daniel reminds me of _____. 09] Without Daniel _____. 10] My memories of Daniel are _____. 11] Daniel can be _____. 12] The Worst thing about Daniel is _____. 13] The best thing about Daniel is _____. 14] I am _____ with Daniel. 15] One thing i would like to know about Daniel is _____. 16] Daniel should go and _____. 17] Daniel _____ me.
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