Silly Jilly <xXxSILLYJILLYxXx>
|Q. Put "[your name] needs" on Google.|
A. Jillian needs her baths
Q. Put "[your name] looks like" on Google.
A. Jillian looks like she's in her 20s :S
Q. Put "[your name] says" on Google..
A. Jillian says it's more hot than she thought it was going to be
Q. Put "[your name] wants" on Google.
A. Jillian wants to get raw
Q. Put "[your name] does" on Google.
A. Jillian does it again...
Q. Put "[your name] hates" on Google.
A. Jillian hates Santa
Q. Put "[your name] asks" on Google.
A. Jillian asks Laura why she's always last
Q. Put "[your name] becomes" on Google.
A. Jillian becomes the fifth bachalorette...
Q. Put "[your name] likes" on Google.
A. Jillian likes her octopus toy
Q. Put "[your name] eats" on Google.
A. Jillian eats aeroplanes
Q. Put "[your name] wears" on Google.
A. Jillian wears many different hats
Q. Put "[your name] was arrested for" on Google.
A. Jillian was arrested for making phone calls
Q. Put "[your name] loves" on Google.
A. Jillian loves Jamie :S
Q. Put "[your name] could" on Google.
A. Jillian could be a little brat (got that right)
|Monymusk 08 Quotes||11/18/08|
|Bethany: "Short people have more time to open their umbrellas when it starts to rain."|
Now I can say I've slept with you!
Jilly: "Oh Bethany - ur outfits hot...especially the slippers!!"
Bethany: "If u voluntarily do a sponsired silence for 48hrs - your just asking for trouble."
Jilly: "I'm not wearing Helen's knickers!"
Jilly: "Stop hitting me with the giant flashing dildo!"
Zara: "My phone's gonna do a Helen!"
Helen: "Let's go for a midnight stroll through the window..."
Jilly: "Do you want to be on top or on the bottom?"
Jilly: "My teeth are furry!"
Bethany: "I prefer to be on the bottom because all the powers on the top..."
Helen: "I was using a teaspoon so it took a long time!"
Jilly: "You spoon!"
Everyone: "Duvet wars!"
Jilly: "It was good once I'd removed your toe from my ear..."
Susan (in her sleep): "Yeah it's okay as long as they don't hear us..."
Jilly: "Gary Glitter's gonna be my vicar!"
Zara: "How do you stop her snoring?"
Jilly: "Duh just prod her with the lightsaber!"
|some things you may/may not know about me...||11/2/08|
|Full Name: Jillian Rachel Davidson|
Nicknames: Jilly, Jill, Jillybop, Little John, Short Stop, Little One, Little Miss Sunshine, Baby, Cutie
Place of Birth: Aberdeen
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Male or female: Female
Year: 5th Year
School: Inverurie Academy
Hair Colour: Brown
Hair Length: Just above shoulders
Eye colour: Green
Weight: 6 1/2 stone
Piercings: Ears x2
Righty or Lefty: Can write with both but mainly right
First best friend: Shona Bell
First Award: Ballet
First Sport You Joined : Dancing
First pet: Tigger&Topsy
First Real Vacation: France
First Concert: *Cringes* Fame Academy when I was tiny
Movie: Step Up 2
TV programme: Mock The Week
Rapper: Kanye West
Band: Girls Aloud
Song: Pink - bad influence
Friends: Sara Marnie Emily Rhianne Caitlin Scott Murray Cameron
Sweet: Fizzy Haribos or Candyfloss
Restaurant: Red Herring Pizza
Favourite brand: Soul Cal
Store: New Look, Republic
School Subject: PE
Book: Gossip Girl
Have a crush? just one?
Online? Yep =]
Listening To: Pink - Bad Influence
Thinking About: Lunch
Watching: The computer screen (duh!)
Smelling: strawberry bubblebath
Want Kids? Yes
Want to be married? Yeah
Careers in Mind: Police or Dance Teacher
Where do you want to live: London
Car: Don't really want one but an Aston Martin if you're offering
___Have you ever______
Kissed a Stranger: ...define stranger
Had Alcohol: Duh
Ran Away From Home: ...to the end of the garden
Broken a bone: toes, fingers yes
Got an X-ray: na
Cried When Someone Died: yep
Cried At School: uh huh
___Do You Believe In___
Love At First sight: Yes
Soul Mates: Yes
Heaven: ...It's a nice idea
Kissing on The First Date: Of course
|You Know You've Left Essex Jamboree When...||8/16/08|
|You miss hearing the LazyTown theme tune every morning.|
You are not woken to 'Wake Up It's A Beautiful Morning'.
You pat your neck and chest to check you're wearing scarf/pass.
You stoop at your front door looking for a zip.
You miss your sleeping bag so roll yourself up inside your duvet.
You go out you don't have to bring your own plastic pint glass.
You don't have to queue in your kitchen for food.
Your daily shower isn't a cold one.
You step into the shower and check for flooding.
Nobody joins you in a round of 'Essex Jamboree really is the place to be'.
Going to work doesn't involve a water fight.
You've stopped finding grass in your shoes.
You've stopped finding gaffer wrapped round your shoes.
You realise you've stopped answering to your real name.
You get out the shower cleaner than when you got in.
You realise you've forgotten how to walk upstairs.
Metal cutlery doesn't feel right.
Your mail isn't read out to the whole team for kicks.
You wake up and check your face for sharpie.
You wait for people to offer you crumpets.
Your work shirts logo is no longer 'sex in Jam 08'
|Camp...yeah it deserves a whole section to itself :P||7/8/08|
|Claire: Shannon if you're going to strange yourself be careful!|
Helen: Bethany's stripping and she's forcing us to watch!
Helen: We'll sleep in a square.
Jilly: ...There's five of us!
Helen: An awkward square then!
Jilly: ...You mean a pentagon dear...
Gillian: They've all got their t-shirts off! (Everybody dives out the tent)
Jilly: The bbc website...that's the answer to all of lifes problems
Claire: If you have problems with your ... then just go to www.bbc.co.uk/bladeebladeebla for advice
Jilly: I've got my disclosure so now I'm not a paedophile!
Emily: No Jill...you're just a disclosed paedophile.
Gillian: I don't DO boys!
| love all you guys|
Sara Best friends since we were itty bitty...okay so I'm still itty bitty but you get me you're such good fun to be around. You've always been there for me, making me laugh and smile with all your wierd plans and comments.
Marnie Little Miss Giggles. You laugh so much and it's like infectious! Whenever I'm with you I just can't stop laughing because you say such funny things and we always have a good time. Need to have another one of our girly nights in.
Rhianne God what can I say about you? You drive me round the bend but I love you anyways we go a bit loopy when we're together. I always feel that I can tell you anything and you'll give me some shitty advice that makes me laugh. haha "what's Drysdale's last name?"
Emily "Together we make Jillily!" =] god girly we've had some really funny times. My plan for the summer...my only plan is to finish off the Laughter List well...up until like where we are now...and begin our dictionary The Jilly/Emily dictionary! As you know I like long distance meddling I can't believe that a year ago I was just starting to get to know you because it feels like I've known you my whole life! Love you hun
Caitlin You scare the crap out of me sometimes...but I can't imagine going to dancing without you it just wouldn't be the same. We've had some ace times and panto was ten times better when I had you to do it all with. You have too many hidden talents including that creepy elbow licking thing!
Murray Blondie! I still can't believe I thought you were English and that I hated you for some of first year lol. You always make me smile and laugh and you're one of the best mates a girl could ask for.
Cam What can I say...you taught me to speak Farmer! Sometimes I still don't understand you but German was such fun I can't believe we'll never have another lesson of that again! You take the piss out of me like constantly but I swear one day I'll be able to outrun you on those haybales it's like gonna be me aim in life
Scott You gotta give the boy a round of applause...he likes Mean Girls and The Sound Of Music! I've known you for like EVER but we've only recently become mates. You get freaked out by us and say funny shit "Let's talk about the weather in a normal non-sexual way!" and you also manage to get drunk on soft drinks...odd boy. Oh and you're my husband
Sophie It took me like 6 months to remember you lived next door so glad we're mates now you're uber funny and are without a doubt my bad influence lol.
Emma & Rosie Co-inventors of Jampolining! If I had to spend my Friday night doing some kind of organised activity then I'm so glad I've got you guys. We just go for the laughs now. Let's get high on Deep Freeze
and everybody else
Kristy - highlighter fights are ledge I'll never forget you
Katie - likes to video Bethany falling off her seat
Lisa - nearly broke my nose and two fingers by accident
Susan - doesn't like having cows thrown at her
|Fifth Year Quotes :P||6/12/08|
|Mrs Rehda : Japanese ladies of the night...you know hookers...so if any of you are interested in that.|
Mr Anderson : Talk amongst yourselves
Sam : So...prostitutes
Katrina : You get a free poke with the prostitute pen!
Sam : They went on a school trip to the red light district...
Dr Duncan : So why is sex good?
Scott : The ladyboys who bang-cock!
Jilly : Now I look like a singed chipmunk!
Sam : I had multiple people inside of me!
Sam (to Ben) : Did you enjoy using my prostitute pen?
Jilly : It's like you're the pimp of the prostitute pen!
Lyndsey : Mr Massie...what's a cervix?
Mr Massie : Would you like me to draw you a diagram?
Mr Massie : ...Now we've discussed all things cervixal.
|Another quotes blog =]||5/12/08|
|Jilly: I want a trampoline for a bed...|
Rhianne: Can you imagine the sex!
JillyMarnieSazRhianne: Oh Joe!
Jilly: He's gonna get his eyeballs poked out...told you so!
Marnie: Oh...was that the scary bit?
Jilly: Hey...it's the paedo advert!
Sophie: It was pleasureable...
Jilly: Like the lube!
Sara: Mary Poppins...what a ledgend!
Jilly: Woah...so the girl in the bikini is a man?!
Jilly: Preston & Dick...I was sure it said pleasure a dick!
Sara: Did you never think that you could like build a hotel underground...
Jilly: ...with spoons?
Sara: and like at night when it was dark you could like lift it up through the ground with like silenced helicopters!
Sara: Jesus backwards is susej!
Fiona: I don't smell cheese and sausage!
Fiona: Pants with pockets...how practical!
|German Quotes :P from The Shower Crew||4/8/08|
|Cam: Burrury min!|
Lyndsey: There's always bacon involved!
Cam: How do you spell speak?
Jilly: We eat dirt!
Lyndsey: I love gay guys
Cam: Ben! Watch out!
Mrs Mackintosh: Who is koch?
Lyndsey: Who is cock?
Jilly: No! Tia Maria!
Ben: Where is Mrs Middenface anyway?
Cam: Just let nature take it's course.
Jilly: Yeah go to the toilet!
Jilly: Num nums!
Cam: Don't you numnums me!
Jilly: God you're such a gyffsey snipper!
Lyndz: Gypsey Sniffer
Jilly: Yeah...Gyffsey Snipper!
|More Quotes...god some of these are classy :P||9/16/07|
|1. Mum: I was in Tesco and I saw this paper, it said 'I caught MRS A three times this year!' (Actually said I caught MRSA three times this year!)|
2. Dad: A strapping butch six foot six pigeon!
3. Lelly: You can't tell if this blob that looks like a potato is going to suit its name!
4. Lelly: Hello it's Jilly...no wait, I'm Lelly, you're Jilly!
5. Jilly: If my ear can't go swimming then the rest of me can't go swimming...duh!
6. Lelly: Okay so if I have to be windproof then fine! (Talking about a job interview)
7. Jilly: I was starved of peeing for a day!
8. Jilly: She was nice, she just had a moustache.
9. Lelly: Ralf...possibly a boy.
10. *talking about a 15 year old spanish boy*
Jilly: Motorsport *interests*
Lelly: He's mine! *grabs the magazine*
11. Jilly: I thought you though my foot was your jaw!
12. Jilly: It took me ages to do half an hours work!
13. Mummy: A mouse that was a chiahuhua. Chee-hooah-hooah! *trying to pronounce it!*
14. Lelly: Lesley give me a piggyback, go faster, I can't! *biting noise* I had teeth marks! I bled!
Jilly: I know...it was great!
15. Jilly: It's just my irrational fear of spaghetti bolognase! Leave it!
16. Jilly: You're a pie...a big fat one...filled with lots of grease...and fat stuff!
17. Lelly: Oooh! I found you a hot German...but he's a terrorist...well suspected terrorist!
Jilly: Well that makes it all okay then!
18 Jilly: I always know when something bad's gonna happen *trips over jeans*
Teacher: *raises eyebrow*
Jilly: Okay...so maybe not always!
19. Lelly: Surely you've got room for pringles? Go feed that fat ass!
20. Jilly: Noooooo...no more pringle challenge...my boobs can't take it!
21. Jilly: If I had to have a moustache it would be a curly french one!
22. Jilly: Ben likes boys!
23. (as Dr Meyer prattles on about ions and other crap) : So why do the negative ions go to the positive electrode?
Jilly : Because opposites attract *Rhianne giggles and raises her eyebrows*
Kristy : What if they're gay ions?
24. Marnie: Dad...go into the dressing room and see if it smells like Paolo Nutini
25. Marnie: I walked into the room and all I saw was breasts!!!
26. Ben: "Mouse-ka"
27. Scott: "Tanny likes fanny!"
28. Scott: "Let's discuss the weather in a normal non-sexual way!"
29. Jilly: "Does this count as exercise my heart's beating so fast!"
30. Jilly : "It's not bitching if it's true!"
31. Jilly : "Lyndsey! You're totally boobing my back!"
32. Jilly : "Scott...are your peaches firm and juicy?"