Ashgay <ashcatdog>

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time to update this ish!!6/30/08
 
1. A random boy approaches you asking your name, you say?
Ashleigh, and you are....

2. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
a spoon with ice cream on it

3. What does your last text message say?
"how are you feeling today" bless mum hah

4. The last song you listened to?
so much betta - janet jackson

5. Who do you trust with your life?
myself, i dont wana put that on other people!

6. If you could change your name to anything what would it be?
um.. im sweet with ash

7. What do you say if someone tells you you're gorgeous?
um...id probably do something dumb like laugh/giggle stupidly...and then say thankyou

8. What do you hate about your job?
carrying millions of boxes of stock up millions of stairs.... but sometimes it can be entertaining when you have to go past certain people in a certain corridor.... cubicle 3 anyone?? hahahah ew

9. How often do you curse?
probably too often.. whoops

10. Do you trust all of your friends?
yea, i like trusting people

11. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
i belive so..

12. Have you ever talked on the phone while in the shower?
no lol.. im pretty sure thatd kill the phone...!

13. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best prostitute?
munro.... hes a monster.. but a sexy one

14. Are you afraid of falling in love?
ew

15. Would you stop talking to your friends because of a new partner?
screw that

16. What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
um.... i like gangs dancers haha

17. Fill in the blank. I love____
everything!!

18. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
get better!!!

19. Who would you call after waking from a coma?
um..my family

20. How many kids do you want to have?
i dont think about that lol... maybe none

21. Would you make a good parent?
i hope so!!

22. Where was your default picture taken?
haha... at home....

24. Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
how i CANNOT wait to be better!! and go out and do stuff and go to dancing and eat solid food..

25. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
um.... there is something but im not going to say it on here ahmmhmhm

26. Shoe size?
6/7 yay the small sizes are cheaper at footlocker!!

27. What are you wearing right now?
im in bed leave me alone

28. Righty or Lefty?
righty

29. Can you make a dollar in change right now?
i can!!! i have a piggy bank with like $3 in it!!

31. Favorite jeans?
real comf ones i have.. theyre goood

32. Favorite animal?
tiger/horse/stella seriously, my dog is the shit.

33. Favorite juice?
just juice me thinks

34. Have you ever had chicken pox?
when i was a youngin

35. Have you had a surgery?
the other day

36. Ever had plastic surgery?
Nope

37. Who knows you the best?
hands down sam

38. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
na

39. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
i play fight with her sometimes

40. Been to mexico?
na

41. Did you buy something yesterday?
yesterday?? nooo that was just aanother day of sitting at home doing nothing...8|

42. Did you get sick today?
im not sick.. but injured.. poor me

43. Did you miss anyone today?
mayhaps

44. Did you get in a fight with someone today?
no.. no ones home lol

45. Last persons bed you lay in?
Mine

46. Last person to see you cry?
im not suure

47. Who/what made you cry?
i havnt cried in ages!

48. What are your plans for the weekend?
maybe... go out one night, work saturday.. dance sunday.. th usual

49. Who do you think will repost this?
no one probably lol

50. Are you happy right now?
moderately.. i wouldnt say im sad.. im jus bored

51. Drunk dialer or texter?
texter, so i apologize in advance for any rediculous texts people!!

52. Are you hungry?
na i just had icecream

53. Are you a forgiving person?
i like to think i am..

54. Would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?
depends what you mean by share...

55. Have you lost a friend recently?
i lost char to german land! but i decided thats ok because she still loves me

56. Are you talking to someone while doing this?
just txtng sum peeps but gah i hate txtng!!

57. What are you about to do right now?
no idea....
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HAAHHA6/9/08
 
The following metaphors were found in New South Wales Year 12 English essays in 2003.

? Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

? She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature prime English beef.

? She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

? Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

? He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

? The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.

? The little boat gently drifted across the pond - exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

? He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

? McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

? From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Sex in the City" comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

? Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

? The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot oil.

? John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

? He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

? She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword.

? She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

? It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

? Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

? The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

? The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

? "Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted; her breasts heaving like a university student on $1-a-beer night.

? He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

? The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
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hahaa4/27/08
 
Wake Up Junior, Eye got a Machine that can Bang9 times, it goes Boom like C4 when you shoot the Sonic Laser. if it hits you in the Baek it will just make a Lil Ceng but if you get hit in the ass like a Rookie it will make your ass Cico (ckeek go) Blue, Red anne Yellow. you will get a Bruse easy Lee and it will be hard to go to Lilou cuz it will be so Aichi in The End. Crazy huh? oh well BY.
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Top 16 thing i stole some minutes ago 7/17/07
 

Without changing your top bebo-16 answer the following questions:

1. Sam
2. Sam
3. Char
4. Bex
5. Kir
6. Emma
7. Jo
8. Chris
9. Eth
10. Rees
11. Peej
12. El
13. Paul
14. Peter
15. david
16. Kels

1. How did you meet number 6?
Emma: school

2. What is number 3?s middle name?
Char: ahhhhh um...i think she has two.maybe

3. Would you ever kiss number 10?
Rees: lol. no. that would ruin alot of stuff. and plus..then it would be weird. hah

4. Are you close to 11?
Peej: course hes my best bud

5. Ever been out with 5?
Kir: no...although we have had some pretty intense moments tho. kir you tramp :P

6. How long have you known 16?
Kels: 3rd form. tutor buddies yuss

7. 3 words to describe number 4?
Rebekah: hmmmm funny, gangster aaaand gorgeous hehe

8. Nicest thing 7 has ever done for you?
Jo...let me get slaters from her house haha we almost got killed by a gigantic wasp. its true.

9. Is 2 ugly?
Sam S: haha only the opposite! lol shes soo cut eits not funny. even when shes angry shes cute tehee

10. What?s 13?s favourite band?
Paul: hmm any band you can break to lol im not really sure

11. Which of all the numbers have you travelled furthest with?
1,2 and 9, sam squared and eth, only to spain haha best time ever

12. Ever seen 2 naked?
Sam S: lol. no.

13. What is 14 scared of?
Fonze: i have no idea...maybe il ask hnim tomorrow.

14. If you could tell 15 anything what would it be?
Munro: um....i would ask him why he called me ashsex this arvo lol hes a bit weird that one


15. If you went to a desert island and you could only have two boys and 2 girls with you, who would they be?
damart. well sam b is practically a boy so sam, sam, char and chris haha...but also rees and peej so i just chose 6...cuz im allowed

16. Ever told 6 your biggest secret?
Emma: uum i dont really have a big secret. how boring

17. Has 14 ever confided in you with a huge secret?
Fonze: haha na dont think so

18. Ever lied to 1?
Sam: yeap, like today i said she looked decent. na maybe little lies like...no i didnt steal your apple but nothing major :D

19. Ever felt betrayed by 10?
Rees: na hes cool

20. Have you ever lent 5 a piece of clothing?
Kir: yeap heehee

21. Do you have a nickname for 8?
Chris: yes, hunny muffin :P na hes too cool for that. sometimes i call him oi

22. Funniest memory of 9?
Eth: um there r heaps prob just memories of us acting like fools

23. Ever had a big argument with 12?
El: na hes cool lol

24. Is 5 beautiful?
yess. im jealous

25. Have you ever seen 1 naked?
Sam B: lol...maybe...

26. Ever got changed with 3?
Char: yeah into our rockin' spice girls outfits haha

27. Ever had a deep meaningful conversation with 11?
Peej:oh many, hes a deep guy...hah...

28. Have you always been friends with 1?
Sam B: nah we met thru evil LOL

29. Cutest thing 4 has done for u?
Bex: hmm left me at her house for three hrs with out her lol nah prob when she got me all ready for the ball!

30. 2's favourite film?
Sam S: i dont know!! :S

31. Ever been in a relationship with 7?
Jo: secretly..

32. 4s most blonde moment?
Bex: haha... there are many

33. Fondest memory of 12?
El: um...i dunn oall of them lol hes just fun to be around hah

34. Does 14 look like a famous person?
Paul: not that i can think of hah

35. What has 16 taught you about life?
Kels: that being weird is being cool lol

36. What has number 1 done to make it to your number 1?
Sam: shes just the shit. Shes awesome

37. What is 16?s favourite band?
Kels: hav no idea damart

38. If 12 asked you to do a threesome with them and their bf/gf would you?
El: cant say i would lol

39. Is 2 an influence on your life?
Sam: yes

40. Has 12 ever saved your life?
El: yes he saved me from riff raff and magenta and caught me when i fainted. hahah
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paper scissors rock. HAH5/12/07
 
I understand that scissors can beat paper.
And I get how rock can beat scissors
but there's no freaking way paper can beat rock.
Paper is supposed to magically wrap around the rock,
leaving it immobile?
Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?
Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody.
A rock would tear that mother up in about two seconds.
Why I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper
I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say
"Oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
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hahah the mcdonalds 1 is best12/5/06
 
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears?

When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.. It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks.. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fricking McTosser.

When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
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