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grand out909 giorni fa
 
thanks very much deryk any chance i cud get that in writin hand in dwn the shops bita hairy carpet fierce bit rash yad want ta tell gud ol sal bout the bag a gravy we fukd at her gaf
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HOW MANY TIMES SHANE HAS ACHIEVED ORGASM WHEN PLAYING LIVE!!!1048 giorni fa
 


well...the short answer is 73.well, 72 if you dont count that time when it was only a little dribble and i mewed like a dying cat. That statistic is actually a total over all the gigs weve played so far, about 12. if you want to know whats the most ive exploded in one show then your just being dirty, you sexmaniac you!........alright ill tell you. 12 times. yeah. my balls were like shrivelled gooseberries:0 And if I had 12 orgasms on stage i can only imagine what the crowd was going through:o and then:0 and then>:( and then:P and so on. dear jesus!

After everyone of our gigs i hav to tell my mum i spilled mayonaise on myself when i was doing lunch with liam, y'know.

Basically cum to our gigs( hehe see wat i did there) and youll actually achieve orgasm like me cos its so damn good!
I like that, "achieve orgasm", its like sumthing out of a science book "when the human achieves orgasm he/she feels intense pleasure due to muscular spasms and electrical impulses"

yeah so there you go, join me next week for another amazing fact file on fadetoflame, "LIAM COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET!":D ,only jokin liam hehe
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get shane back into blast1186 giorni fa
 
just fucking do
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