Kundai <Zimmy_aka_Zimbap>

"Wealth is of the heart and mind not of the pocket!"

Official Shotgun Rules!6/10/08
 

Rules So far
1. you must be able to see the car in question

2. If you are the first to be picked up on a journey, you are automatically given shotgun, untill you violate the other shotgun laws and thus, forfeit your position, the seat is yours

3. you cannot declare shot gun if someone has previosuly declared shotgun for that journey.

4. when simultaneous shotgun is called, there is then a foot race to the passenger side door from the all the people who called

5. shotgun cannot be called whilst inside a building (unless you are in a multi storey or underground car park!)

6. shotgun cannt be called in advance, only whilst on the way to the car for the journey

7. on the call shotgun if the driver wants to mix things up a bit he can call reload, this means that all calls of shotgun before that are void and the first person to call shotgun again gets the seat... and if u plain don't like the person who called shotgun.
this is often used when there is a simultanious call and the driver is unsure of the outcome, also a shotgun can have 2 barrels so a reload can only be called once

8. ja rob rule...if hes in the car shotgun now means back left so he cant punch you every time a yellow car goes past

9. Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called, thus leaving the fifth person who is travelling in the middle (or the "bitch" seat)

10. Being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. i.e. women don't own the front seat!

11. In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.

12. Once the journey is underway, the person occupying shotgun becomes controller of stereo/radio and it is their duty to sort out the tunes.

HOWEVER, if this person is being an arse,abusing their position and pissing everyone off with crap choice of music/constantly changing/or just generally not in control then the driver can stop the car, tell them to give up shotgun and then it is up for grabs for all other persons in the car

13. Shoe Rule, anyone calling shotgun must have their shoes on, this is to stop people running outside and calling shotgun, then having to go back inside to put their shoes on, thus slowing the journey

14. Shotgun overrules Dibs, Baggsy's and and other girly calls!

15. despite the debate, shotgun can be used to shotgun things other than the front seat (eg back left, back right, women, not going to answer the door etc etc etc)

16. If travelling with a couple, one of the couple must shotgun the front.....no one wants to chauffer two of their mates whilst they are sat in the back all over each other

17. If someone has successfully called shotgun, this gives them no right whatsoever to correct the driver on their navigation skills ("take a left here you dickhead!") or driving ability ("I'd be in third gear if i was drving") if the passenger does this then they forfeit their position as shotgun holder

18. if someone says "whats shotgun?" after it has been called then they have to walk

19. If you come up to the car and you already have whos shotgun..the driver gets in and reaches over to unlock the shotgun door. if shotgun opens it before its actually unlocked..(this happens when the driver is still trying to unlock it and person pulls on handle) they have to give up there rights as shotgun. Therefore..shotgun suicide!

20. The successful shotgunner, in the front of a vehicle, assumes the
responsibility for all gate opening, off licence nipping into, takeaway ordering and question asking. He/she is, in essence the co-pilot and therefore the enforcer of behaviour in the vehicle and exacter of slaps/punches/water spraying/bag throwing at the passengers in the back.

21. automatic "couple's rights act 1997". This is that, if the driver is the boyfriend/girlfriend of a passenger...
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African Pride!11/8/07
 
Roses are red
AFRICANS are brown
thats my race
u STUPID clown...

My AFRICAN pride
I will not hide
My AFRICAN race
I will not disgrace

My AFRICAN blood
flows hot & true
My AFRICAN peeps
I will stand by you
thru thick & thin
till the day we die

Our AFRICAN nation
Always stand...
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100 Things Bout urs truly aka me!!! (Updated!)12/1/06
 
100 things about me.......


1. Full Name: Kundai Kudakwashe Russell Ziwenga
2. Nicknames: Zimmy, Zimbap, Zimbapian(Craig), Codee,Coodle(Mark),Dialog(Shane), Codnoodle, Coondoodle(Skye),daeeeeee(Katy), GOGLLEPOPS (sadypops), Kundairene (Gee)
3. Birthday: 2nd July 89
4. Place of Birth; Zimbabwe
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: 2nd Year @ yale
8. School:Yale College
9. Occupation: ha u kiddin rite
10. Residence:wrexham
11. MSN Screen Name: Zimmy aka Zimbap(Christened By Craig J!!)
__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: black
13. Hair Length: Short as a muthafukka
14. Eye color: brown
15. Weight: 10 Stone
16. Height: 5ft 8
17. Braces?: Hell No!! lol
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercings: None
20. Tattoos: none....yet lol
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend:Chris,lissy
23. First Award: Volley Ball
24. First sport: Cricket
25. First pet: not any more :(
26. First Real Vacation: Victoria Falls
27. First Concert: aint bin 2 one yet
28. First Love: umm... :D
___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Dont b a Menace, Friday( All 3), Bad boyz 1&2, Godfather, Scarface, 40 yr old virgin, anchorman LION KING 1,2&3(best disney films ever)
30. TV programme: Scrubs
31. Color:B lue
32. Rapper: Lil' Wayne,Lupe Fiasco or Jay-Z
33. Band: Arctic Monkeys r pretty kwl
34. Song Right Now: Crank Dat Soulja Boi
35. Friends: Burns, kinky, katy, lauren, craig, danny, shane,n8, damn i cud b here all day lol evyr1 is ma frend :)
36. Sweet: Lollipops
37. Sport to Play: Basketball
38. Restuarant: Subway
39. Favorite brand:makaveli,lot 29 nd nike
40. Store: TK's son
41. School Subject: history
42. Animal: Tiger
43. Book: dont really do books .
44. Magazine: Nuts nd The Source
45. Shoes: trainers
___Currently___

46. Feeling: bored
47. Single or Taken?: Single
48. Have a crush: yeh kinda
49. Eating: Crunchy Nuts
50. Drinking: Milk i guess
51. Typing: This shizzle
52. Online?: uh huh
53. Listening To: Chris Brown
54. Thinking About: Gurls lol
55. Wanting To: go out
56. Watching: dis screen
57. Wearing: Jordan Jersey
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Yeh...some day
59. Want to be Married?: Doubt dat!
60. Careers in Mind: Aint gotta clue yo
61. Where do you want to live: Miami
62. Car: Cadillac Escalade

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: dark brown/black
64. Hair length: very long
65. Eye color: brown
66. Measurements: dnt rly matter as long as dey hott! lol
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes and lips
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: Not taller dan me, so short
71. Easygoing or serious:easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: none.. inbetween
74. Sensitive or Loud: Both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: uh huh
79. Had Alcohol: yeh
80. Smoked: yup nt doin dat agen
81. Ran Away From Home: nah
82. Broken a bone:yep
83. Got an X-ray: yeh
84. Been with someone: yeah
85. Broken Someones Heart: yeh
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes
88. Cried At School: yeh
___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yeh
90. Miracles: mmmm not rly
91. Love At First sight: nope
92. Ghosts: no
93. Aliens: no
94. Soul Mates: no
95. Heaven: yeh
96. Hell: yeah
97. Angels: no
98. Kissing on The First Date: well.... yes
99. Horoscopes: Cancer!!

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have!: Yeah! :(
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