Bebo

Tabby <taw2606>

"I love those private jokes about Nothing. It is these 'nothings' that make a friendship 'something'."

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	.... Yo. : P	11/18/08
	Heeeeeeey Bebo sorry, I've kind of been neglecting you recently- blame RS coursework & the addicting-ness of facebook! ...So, what is a girl s'posed to do at 10 past 12? ... Why not put up some embarrassing pictures??? 'cause it's been a long time since I have : P [I apologise - they're from all sorts of recent random events, and will probably be enough to make you click off the album ] anyway, hope they make you giggle to some degree x
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	Hello x	5/19/08
	Hey, I'm bored, do this please! you don't actually have to, it would just make me smile/laugh love you all! xxx 1.What's your name? 2.How long have we known each other? 3.what did you first think of me? 4. Still think the same? 5. favourite 'you-had-to-be-there'/private joke with me? 6.favourite memory with me? 7.describe me in three words... 8. Am I not, like, super 'hawt?' - nobody has to answer this one-haha 9.any advice/warning/reminder for me? 10.anything else to say before you go? okay, thanks fo' bothering to read that xxxxxx
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	JOKEZ!!!	11/28/07
	Hey, as you will now by now, I depise people who make more than 10 blogs a week... ( Fi...) Anyway, I haven't done one in ages, and I feel like sharing a few jokez ('Z's make everything better... UBER LOLZ!!!) Joke numero uno : Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. 'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.' Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What does that tell you?' Watson ponders for a minute.' Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you? Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.' Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.' Joke numero 2: A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. 'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.' A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.' joke numero trois: (I'm dyslexic, and I don't think it's offensive- I think it's funny!) Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. xXx
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	A-Z- this ought to be a laugh! :L x	10/6/07
	[A] - Available? *sighs* yes... [B] - Birthday? You had to look this up? I am ashamed! 26th June [C] - Crushing ...and if I am? [D] - Drink you had last? Diet coke... [E] - Easiest person to talk to? The voices I can hear, but no one else can... [F] - Favorite colour? I heart teal at the moment, but I do have to say the word 'teal' is less than nice [G] - Gummy bears or gummy worms? well, Gummy bears if i had to choose, but when it comes down to it, the jelly babies are my ultimate weakness [H] - Hometown? Guernsey/ Chicago! I heart it there! [I] - Ill? *cough*- well, if it gets me off school... [J] - Juggle? 'fraid not. [K] - Killed someone? Do flies count? because then, I'm guilty [L] - Longest car ride? about 2 hours- I don't really know- I count time my car jouneys... [M] - Marriage? obviously, but sometimes it doesn't work [N] - Number of siblings? ! bro & 1 super 'funky' sister! [O] - One wish? saving up all my wishes until birthdays! [P] - Person called last? Hannah McDoodle... [Q] - Quote that you like? If I have to... hehe [R] - Reason to smile? Friends & family (well, most of it) [S] - Song you heard last? 'Let's lightning' by Pull Tiger Tail [T] - Time you woke up today? well, I would have woken up at about 11am, if it wern't for the brutal awakining of my brother smashing a glass... [U] - Underwear? Sir! I hardly know you! (yellow & with bumble bees & polka-dots) [V] - Vegetables? Anything that's not green is fine by me! oh, I also hate butternutsquash with a burning passion [W] - Worst habit? I say a comment that makes the conversation awkward.. oops! [X] X-rays you've had? Teeth & for my heart surgery [Y] - Number of friends on MySpace? about 17- how pathetic is that? [Z] - Zodiac? Cancer
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	my top 16 x	9/27/07
	Out of 10, how much do you like the first person? 11 Do you love the third person? yes- me & Dotti are planning to elope next spring Are you going out with the second person? Surprise! no- people with facial hair are not my type! Is the second person from mars or earth? Mars... Is the forth person your best friend? Yesh... & a few others too x Did u get made to put the fifth person fifth? well, if call putting a knife to my throat 'being made to' then yes Who is your other half? My Archery Buddy! 'Fifabelle' Are they guy or girl? Sometimes it's questionable If a) a guy, does he like hockey and football? - only to kick/wack people in the shins b) a girl, does she like to sing? She loves singing 'Ra-Ra-Rasputin! Is the seventh person weird?nope- probably the least weird! Should I run away from the eighth person? I would, but she'd catch me up! Whats the ninth persons nickname? Shizzy Is the tenth person your sibling? Scarily enough, it is! how freaky is that? Do you even like the 11th person? How could I not like my 'T-Buddy'? Can you spell the 12th persons name? With a bit of luck ... Go on then: Paloma Ciotti Do you hang out with the 13th person? yes- always being taller & thinner than anybody else! Are you scared of the 14th person? why? ... Should I? Is the 15th person from this country? Yes Is the 16th person a monster? yes- a bloody monster - only joking! xXx
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	yoink! hehehe x	8/25/07
	1. YOUR REAL NAME: Tabitha Ashley Woosley �_� 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus last 4 letters of last name plus izzle on the end) Tabisleyizzle! (niiice. x) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) deep aqua marine dog 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on) ...Ashley De la Sonnerie 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name.) Woota - 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink) forest green redbull ! 7. YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name) Aoannte :S can you pronounce that? 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parent's middle names) Anne Johnny 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Webley xXx
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	What nationality are you? xXx	8/18/07
	(blank means no) ('-' means sometimes or 'ish') ('X' means yes) British: [ ] You drink a lot of tea [x] You know what a brolly is [X]Deal or No Deal has taken over your life [ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor [X]You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell" [x] Fish and Chips are yummy.. [x] you can eat a Full English Breakfast [ ] you dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike chavs [-] its football...not soccer Total: 5 1/2 Australian [ ] you wear flip flops all year [ ] you call flip flops thongs not flip flops [x] you love a backyard barbie [x] you know a barbie is not just a doll [x] you love the beach [ ] sometimes you swear without realizing [ ] you're a sports fanatic [ ] you are tanned [ ] you're a bit of a bogan [ ] you have an australian something (shirt, phone sock, etc.)(AC/DC t shirt ) Total: 3 Italian [ ] The Sopranos is a great show. [ ] your last name ends in a vowel. [ ] your grandmother makes/made her own sauces. [X] you know how a real meatball tastes like. [ ] you know Italian songs. [ ] you have dark hair and dark eye color [ ] you speak some italian [ ] you are under 5'10''. [x] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world. [-] you talk with your hands. Total : 2 1/2 Mexican [X] you say member instead of remember [-] you speak spanish or some [ ] you like tacos [ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. [ ] you are dark skinned [ ] you know what a Puta is. [x] you talk fast occasionally. [ ] you have had highlights or dyed your hair. [ ] you know what platanos are Total= 2 1/2 Russian [ ] you say villian as: Vee-lon [X] you get short tempered [x] you know of sombody named natasha [ ] you get cold easily [X] rain is fun for you [ ] You get into contests all the time [-] You can easily make do with the cold weather Total= 3 1/2 Irish [ ] you love to drink [ ] you have a bad temper. [x] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley,on,un,an,ins,ry, ly, y. [x] you have blue or green eyes. [X] you like the color green. [ ] you have a family member from Ireland. [ ] you have blonde hair [X] you have/had freckles [ ]your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing Total = 4 African American [ ] you say nigga/nukka casually [ ] you have nappy hair [ ] you like rap [X] you know how to shoot a gun [ ] you think President George W. Bush is racist [x] you like chicken [ ] you like watermelon [ ] you can dance [ ] you can ?sing? gospel Total = 2 Asian [ ] you have slanty/small eyes [x] you like rice a lot [ ] you are good at maths [x] you have played the piano [ ] you have family from asia [x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth [ ] most people think you're chinese [ ] you call hurricanes typhoons [ ] you go to Baulko Total= 3 German [x] you like bread [x] you think American Chocolate is good. [x] you Speak some German [ ] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi [x] you went to Pre-school. [x] you're over 5'2" Total= 5 Canadian [x] you play/played hockey [ ] you love beer [X] You say eh [ ] you know what poutine is [x] you speak some french [ ] you love Tim Horton's [ ] at one point you lived in a farm house [ ] you watch/watched degrassi Total= 3 American [ ] hate foreigners [ ] hate non-Christians [X] lazy [x] not cultured [ ] hate abortion [ ] for the death penalty [ ] don't read [ ] shop at walmart total = 2 I'm mostly Britsih && German! xXx
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	the impossible quiz html *fingers crossed this works*	8/2/07
	<a href="http://www.gamershood.com/flashgames...">Play The Impossible Quiz</a>
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	Iris	7/27/07
	And I'd give up forever to touch you cause I know that you feel me somehow you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be & I don't wanna go home right now. And all I can taste is this moment and all I can breath is your life 'Cause sooner or later it's over I just don't want to miss you tonight And I don't want the world to see me 'Cause I don't think they'd understand when everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming or the moment of truth in your lies when everything feels like the movies yeah you bleed just to know you're alive And I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand when everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand when everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am I just want you to know who I am I just want you to know who I am I just want you to know who I am I just want you to know who I am x
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	I love these blonde jokes! x	7/5/07
	One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it." Her friend asks "What is it a puzzle of?" The blonde says "From the picture on the box, it's a Tiger." The blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at Puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, and then studies the box. He then turns to her and says: "First, no matter what I do,I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Kellogg?s Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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